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SimonScans.com

 

Reviewed 12 October 2010

 

There are not many sites around that can boast a ten year archive, but that’s exactly what you get at this unbelievably huge site. Big is not necessarily better if the content is not up to scratch but rest assured the material here is as good as it gets and undeniably SimonScans.com is a must join - I’d go as far as to say its got legendary status - it’s a perfectly executed, incredible gateway from start to finish.

 

Statistically it reads like an overly inflated bankers bonus: 487,306+ images, 500+ videos and 700+ gorgeous amateur/pro models. It goes without saying there is definitely something for everyone here with a wide variety of chicks in the 18-30 age bracket: blondes, brunettes, redheads, big boobs, small boobs, shaven and hairy minges, plus everything else in between - these girls aren’t shy either so be prepared for some hard ass fun.

 

Logging in for the first time you will be taken directly to the updates page. Here you will be greeted like some long lost pervy friend. The monthly schedule displays super crisp thumbnails and unceremoniously raises your knob to attention in seconds. No teasing, no bullshit, you get meaty piss flaps in your face instantaneously. Pink is obviously Simon’s favourite colour and it shows as these delectable honeys open up their love holes wide enough to take a bloody great big fist for the best possible view of their inner sanctum (err… that’s a cunt to you and me).

 

The entire archive is listed to the left, so if you fancy going back in time simply select the appropriate year and month. I love photo galleries and was pleased to see things laid out in old skool grid format where full size images pop up in a new window. There is a fancier image viewer which once selected conjures up size reduced photos like fucking magic. Each and every set, of which there are 4,400+, are available to download in handy zip files (expect 100+ images per set, some a lot more). Forget high resolution, the latest images are ultra high resolution 2000x3000 pixel lovelies, but even the old stuff is cracking!

 

Movie content takes the form of three distinct formats which can be either downloaded directly (full length 10 minutes or so) or streamed online (Flash). Choose between WMV (1280x720), MOV (1280x720) or MPEG (640x360), the latter ideally suited to a portable device for all you mobile wankers out there. Quality is what I expected to be honest - the latest material fantastic the earliest less so but that is to be expected.

 

As previously mentioned SimonScans.com has been online since October 2000 and joins an exclusive and select group of adult sites that have adapted and survived through the ages. That is a testament to the top notch quality and how these guys work - listening to what their members have to say has certainly moulded this site into what it is today. This is all about the girls and watching them do what we enjoy most - masturbating and fingering their tight little arseholes.

 

Talking of which action is a super duper mix of solo and lesbian - this is a no cock zone barring the latex/plastic variety which get stuffed up their swollen twats at every opportunity. Watch as these sweet looking girl next door types get naked and finger their clits into orgasmic orbit - no fakery, guaranteed! Its 100% believable and the moans are real. What a fucking great site!

 

Okay, lets talk money. I’m not going to pull your plonker, I will come straight out and say don’t bother with a 30 day join - one month is nowhere near the time you’d need to adequately raid and appreciate this sexy archive. So I have two special prices for you, 3 months at $49 or a whole year for just $99. You will thank me once you have joined and you’ll save a fortune too. What with 720p HD content, thousands of sharp pictures and daily updates its a complete no brainer.

 

Happy 10th Birthday Simon, here’s to another decade of unrivalled excellence!

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