Reviewed 26 November 2010
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck
up. Okay… so how can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? Err… the
joystick is wet. And finally…why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? So she
wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Happy days! Anyway, if you hadn’t already noticed, today
is officially “take the piss out of blondes day” and to celebrate this momentous
occasion we are looking at DitziDani.com, a homage to all things thick, stupid and
ditzy care of airhead Dani.
Dani plays the bimbo role quite admirably, she also has a very fine figure, perky
tits and a shapely teenage ass to die for. I could quite happily spank my meat all
day long looking at her, alas this review wont write itself so lets get stuck into
DitzyDani.com was launched a couple of years back and is a 100% solo girl offering.
The tardy update schedule and lack of content concerns me a bit but as its part of
the bigger VIPNetwork.net mega site its not such an issue. I don’t suppose there
will be much upcoming action so bear that in mind.
There are currently 30 high resolution picture galleries and 13 videos to peruse
which to be frank won’t take very long to wade through. Movie quality is excellent
and really showcase this babes sexy assets to the max. And the same can be said of
the fantastic images. Shame there are no zip files but at least members can download
the 10 minute WMV movies.
Action is pretty tame with posing and stripping commonplace. There is no open pussy
shots through you can view her hairless crack and clit piercing. Expect a bit more
eroticism from the videos as Dani performs a lap dance in some guys crotch and rubs
off a rubber cock as if its your own (nice).
As an individual model site goes its okay, nothing original and probably too soft
for most tastes, but the quality is definitely there. The additional bonus sites
that include BiohazardBitches.com, CumHogs.com, GlamourSmokers.com, MontrealDream,
Seska.com and XXXMina.com will make your decision to join way easier. As a network
it’s a worthy join - singularly probably only if you really get off on dumb bitches.
Membership costs from $24.95 for 30 days unrestricted access.