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Reviewed 04 March 2010


If you've been looking for a huge porn DVD collection covering just about all  the niches, from anal to  blowjobs to cheerleaders, produced by 103 adult  studios, is a great place to check out. This is not a VOD (Video On Demand) site where you pay per minute or per clip. For one monthly membership fee, you have access to over 6,000 fully downloadable DVD's plus several more bonus porn categories in addition to those, along with thousands of photos.


When you log in to XXX Porn Theater's members area, you'll see a top navigation bar showing Home, Videos, Photos, Web Cams, My Favorites, Dating, Video on Demand, and Special Offers. You'll also see the latest featured videos. On the left-hand side of the screen, the Main Menu is your best tool to find what's here: List All DVD's, List All Pornstars, Photo Section, My Favorites, and See List Of Studios are clear and self-explanatory menu categories. Beneath that you'll find some network specials, some of which are external links outside of the site such as Video on Demand recommendations, but there's also some great webcam and live chat bonus areas included. Continuing down the menu you'll see the "meat" of the site - the DVD Categories, starting with Anal (760 vids), Asians (101 vids), all the way through Voyeurism (15 vids). They've put together a very good mix of soft and hardcore to suit most tastes. You can also type in a pornstar name to search or click on "list all pornstars" which is a huge archive of 2,292 names, including the well-known and more off the "beaten" path performers, along with the number of videos they have in this collection. The list of studios shows an equally diverse line-up, with their number of vids. Rounding out the action is a Photo Categories link, starting with Asian and going all the way to Toys with  lots in between (pun intended!) such as Toe Sucking, Tiny Tits,  Strap Ons, Spanking and all the popular porn genres and styles.


On the right-hand side of your screen you'll see lots of live webcam offerings, a Support area to assist with media/download problems, membership information and support. Under that you'll see the extra bonus DVD sites you get: Teen Steam, Lesbian Pink, Ebony Fantasy, Asian Pleasures, Classic Mature, Major Melons, Fetish Hotel, Tight Anal Sluts, Trannies Online and Mixed Flavor. Wow! That's what I call the "cherry on top" of a really huge amount of porn.


I noticed (heh heh) that XXXPornTheater has quite a large number of anal vids, (760), so my sweaty little hands clicked on "Anal" to see what's what in the what what lol. Each page of videos shows nine movies. They all had an HD banner on the corner, although with a collection this large, not all movies may be the same standard so some variability is to be expected. I checked out a flick called "Intensitivity Volume #03". The movie features hung stud Ben English and is produced by Powerhouse Unlimited. It's divided into 5 scenes, each with 6 screenshots. The screenshots are okay - certainly good enough for a fairly clear view.


Beneath the screenshots you're given your choice of video viewing formats: Flash, WMV, MPEG4, or 3GP. You select video quality: Cable-700K, HD-2000K, DSL 300K or Dialup 56K. You can also watch in Stream or download the full video to your hard drive. Click the green "go" button after selecting your choices and a Video Console opens which can be expanded to full screen. I watched individual clips in WMV HD Streaming and found the quality to be excellent. Each DVD has a brief scene description, performer name, production company and the categories of sexual activity you'll find in it. The running time of each scene is shown in the video console. Scene 1 ran 28 minutes and there are five scenes in this movie, each running around 20 minutes. This flick featured not only anal but threeway, double penetration, deepthroat, and hardcore fucking. So, if a vid is contains any anal at all, it will be listed in the anal category. It was a high-quality, glossy production movie (part of a series), and you certainly couldn't ask for more than that.


If photos are your thing, this site adds to your viewing bang for the buck with categorized photo galleries. I checked out the "Cheerleader" category. There were three galleries featuring hot young chicks in cheerleader outfits - one contained 31 pics, another had 112 and the third had 108. The pics I looked at were huge, hi-res beauties, although not in zip file. However, since this site is all about the movies, I consider the photo galleries to be more of an added nice bonus that you don't usually see at DVD sites like this. Believe me, there's thousands of great pics here that I'm sure you'll enjoy.


In the "network specials" area they have a bunch of "select clips" which are shorter selections but it gives you yet more smut for your buck - these clips are a variety of content, sucking, fucking, various porn chicks, etc.


In addition they provide links to webcams/live chat areas that are free but require a sign-in with email, etc.


Check out the main Tour page of XXXPornTheater for previews and trailers. They update daily with fresh flicks for your stroking pleasure. The Tour page says the site contains 1828 DVD movies, but when you're into the members area they show the current number as 6,000. With the Anal category alone having 706 movies, clearly they need to update the Tour stats. I highly recommend this site for the sheer amount of full-length HD DVD content, as well as the bonus sites plus the well done photo galleries covering a very juicy range of porn for all your desires! Why not try out the 3 day trial priced at $1.88 for a taster before investing $39.98 per 30 days? Makes sense.


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