Reviewed 04 March 2010
If you've been looking for a huge porn DVD collection covering just about all the
niches, from anal to blowjobs to cheerleaders, produced by 103 adult studios, XXXPornTheater.com
is a great place to check out. This is not a VOD (Video On Demand) site where you
pay per minute or per clip. For one monthly membership fee, you have access to over
6,000 fully downloadable DVD's plus several more bonus porn categories in addition
to those, along with thousands of photos.
When you log in to XXX Porn Theater's members area, you'll see a top navigation bar
showing Home, Videos, Photos, Web Cams, My Favorites, Dating, Video on Demand, and
Special Offers. You'll also see the latest featured videos. On the left-hand side
of the screen, the Main Menu is your best tool to find what's here: List All DVD's,
List All Pornstars, Photo Section, My Favorites, and See List Of Studios are clear
and self-explanatory menu categories. Beneath that you'll find some network specials,
some of which are external links outside of the site such as Video on Demand recommendations,
but there's also some great webcam and live chat bonus areas included. Continuing
down the menu you'll see the "meat" of the site - the DVD Categories, starting with
Anal (760 vids), Asians (101 vids), all the way through Voyeurism (15 vids). They've
put together a very good mix of soft and hardcore to suit most tastes. You can also
type in a pornstar name to search or click on "list all pornstars" which is a huge
archive of 2,292 names, including the well-known and more off the "beaten" path performers,
along with the number of videos they have in this collection. The list of studios
shows an equally diverse line-up, with their number of vids. Rounding out the action
is a Photo Categories link, starting with Asian and going all the way to Toys with
lots in between (pun intended!) such as Toe Sucking, Tiny Tits, Strap Ons, Spanking
and all the popular porn genres and styles.
On the right-hand side of your screen you'll see lots of live webcam offerings, a
Support area to assist with media/download problems, membership information and support.
Under that you'll see the extra bonus DVD sites you get: Teen Steam, Lesbian Pink,
Ebony Fantasy, Asian Pleasures, Classic Mature, Major Melons, Fetish Hotel, Tight
Anal Sluts, Trannies Online and Mixed Flavor. Wow! That's what I call the "cherry
on top" of a really huge amount of porn.
I noticed (heh heh) that XXXPornTheater has quite a large number of anal vids, (760),
so my sweaty little hands clicked on "Anal" to see what's what in the what what lol.
Each page of videos shows nine movies. They all had an HD banner on the corner, although
with a collection this large, not all movies may be the same standard so some variability
is to be expected. I checked out a flick called "Intensitivity Volume #03". The movie
features hung stud Ben English and is produced by Powerhouse Unlimited. It's divided
into 5 scenes, each with 6 screenshots. The screenshots are okay - certainly good
enough for a fairly clear view.
Beneath the screenshots you're given your choice of video viewing formats: Flash,
WMV, MPEG4, or 3GP. You select video quality: Cable-700K, HD-2000K, DSL 300K or Dialup
56K. You can also watch in Stream or download the full video to your hard drive.
Click the green "go" button after selecting your choices and a Video Console opens
which can be expanded to full screen. I watched individual clips in WMV HD Streaming
and found the quality to be excellent. Each DVD has a brief scene description, performer
name, production company and the categories of sexual activity you'll find in it.
The running time of each scene is shown in the video console. Scene 1 ran 28 minutes
and there are five scenes in this movie, each running around 20 minutes. This flick
featured not only anal but threeway, double penetration, deepthroat, and hardcore
fucking. So, if a vid is contains any anal at all, it will be listed in the anal
category. It was a high-quality, glossy production movie (part of a series), and
you certainly couldn't ask for more than that.
If photos are your thing, this site adds to your viewing bang for the buck with categorized
photo galleries. I checked out the "Cheerleader" category. There were three galleries
featuring hot young chicks in cheerleader outfits - one contained 31 pics, another
had 112 and the third had 108. The pics I looked at were huge, hi-res beauties, although
not in zip file. However, since this site is all about the movies, I consider the
photo galleries to be more of an added nice bonus that you don't usually see at DVD
sites like this. Believe me, there's thousands of great pics here that I'm sure you'll
In the "network specials" area they have a bunch of "select clips" which are shorter
selections but it gives you yet more smut for your buck - these clips are a variety
of content, sucking, fucking, various porn chicks, etc.
In addition they provide links to webcams/live chat areas that are free but require
a sign-in with email, etc.
Check out the main Tour page of XXXPornTheater for previews and trailers. They update
daily with fresh flicks for your stroking pleasure. The Tour page says the site contains
1828 DVD movies, but when you're into the members area they show the current number
as 6,000. With the Anal category alone having 706 movies, clearly they need to update
the Tour stats. I highly recommend this site for the sheer amount of full-length
HD DVD content, as well as the bonus sites plus the well done photo galleries covering
a very juicy range of porn for all your desires! Why not try out the 3 day trial
priced at $1.88 for a taster before investing $39.98 per 30 days? Makes sense.