Reviewed 02 August 2010
I have read quite a few reviews of this site and most seem to have a problem ‘getting
it’, and I’m not sure why - to use that old overused phrase ‘it ain’t fucking rocket
science’. Call me a genius but when I saw the title ‘Watch You Jerk‘, I thought this
was going to be some sort of POV site where the girls look straight into your eyes
(web cam style) and tease your cock, via the medium of dirty talk (or ‘jerk off instructions‘
as the site states), into squirting thick cum directly over her cyber face (well,
your monitor to be precise). Despite my last remaining brain cell being addled with
Scotch and other mind numbing chemicals, as far as I can tell this is exactly what
its all about - its not confusing at all.
I suppose its not really a hand job site in the truest sense, as no real cocks are
featured anymore (I believe the hardcore fucking/sucking scenes were removed in 2009
during a site revamp), but it is still about tossing your meat with the help of your
very own pretty wank buddy.
This site will appeal to a select band of surfers that enjoy fantasy sex with YOUR
cock being the star of the show. Therefore if you lack imagination and just want
extreme pussy fucking or similar then its probably not for you. Why? Because its
not all about nudity, though there is plenty, just not all girls go full nude. Its
not out and out hardcore, though you will get to see some sexy girls fingering and
pushing big dildos up their pink twats. Its more about what these whores say to get
you jerking off than anything else. If you like being dominated there are some humiliation
and mocking style content too - okay small dicks?
I like this site, its totally inventive and change is as good as a rest, especially
in the unoriginal porn world dominated by the same old shit.
WatchYouJerk.com is top heavy with movie content and to be frank that’s what you
are buying into. There are 125 WMV/MPEG videos at time of review, with a weekly update
schedule in place. When the site was overhauled last year its apparent that a lot
of the original content was dropped in one big dollop, but rest assured Watch You
Jerk is active and hopefully will remain that way. There are photosets, but only
15 and I get the feeling there won‘t be anymore (last update was September 2009).
These are solo posing/stripping based sets and they are really good quality high
resolution keepers. Shame there isn’t more but that’s life. To be fair, only video
can properly fulfil the sites premise, so I wasn’t too disappointed with the small
There are no download restrictions and you can keep everything. The latest movies
are really good quality but the older material less so (as expected). Download full
movies or stream smaller clips, though why bother when most of the videos are less
than 10 minutes long.
These girls mouths are as dirty as they come and not only do they stimulate you with
prose but some perform simulated cock sucking (with rubber dicks) and ‘pretend’ their
eating your knob/cum or taking a load up their wet muff. I guess you could just imagine
all this without joining but then again why bother when these sweeties can help empty
Of course this isn’t going to be for everyone but I enjoyed it. There are 11 sweet
bonus sites bundled in with your membership (including Babes Cartel, Busty Cafe,
Busty Milly, Giving A Handjob, Hall Of Fame Stars, Honey Chest, Honey School, Hungarian
Honeys, HQ Flix, Pornstar Honeys and Pornstar Legends) that may entice you into spending
$29.95 for 30 days access. 100% original and exclusive content guaranteed!