Reviewed 03 July 2010
Now this is the sort of bank I like! Sure you get plenty of wankers in your high
street branch, you also get screwed on a monthly basis and they fuck you up the arse
all the time, but at WankBank.co.uk the main difference is deposits are made in spunk
and not cash!
WankBank.co.uk is small-ish archive of mainly UK/Euro hardcore and the main reason
I’m reviewing it is the price… £5.74 per month yep you read that correctly, for the
price of a packet of smokes you can wank off to a fair selection of photos and videos
which in these cash strapped times is very welcome indeed.
Action wise it’s a topsy turvy ride of hardcore with no real niche theme - lets just
say its solid fucking and sucking, a bit of machine fucking, two girls one guy, lezbos
licking cunts, young guy fucks older woman scenarios, plus some decent solo girl
I’m not too sure of the update schedule if indeed it still updates at all as nothing
is dated but for a fiver a month who cares. Right now there is 61 photo sets which
are very good quality even if not high resolution. You can download zips or view
in gallery slideshow format. Each set varies in total but expect around 50 per set.
There are 28 WMV movies each running to around the 15 minute mark. Quality is a tad
on the average size and a bit grainy but would look awesome on a iPod or anything
with a small screen. View in browser or download and add to your portable stash is
Navigation? What navigation… there are only 3 links: Home, Photos and Videos - hey
no need for the TomTom here. Nothing more to add - its ultra streamlined and gets
the thumb up the crack award!
I return once again to the price. Okay so you’re not getting 1,000 HD videos or 20,000
high res pics but then again you’re not paying top dollar. Remember its just over
5 quid and I can’t say I’ve seen a site that cheap since the day pubes started popping
out of my ball bag! Its got to be worth a punt even if just for a month to hit and