Reviewed 07 September 2009
TotalAccessPorn.com is a mega porn site that represents an accumulation of eight
years of porn content. They advertise themselves on the main page as having "over
120 sites" and new content added every week. It takes some time to figure out just
how this site is set up because it's a mixture of sites and DVD downloads. The DVD's
cover all the popular niches: Anal, Hardcore, Asian, Gangbangs, Ebony, Tranny, Fetish
- you can search for just about anything at Total Access. So, let's look around and
I'll guide you through the maze of Total Access Porn so that you can get the most
from this collection. As they say, there's more here "than you can view in a lifetime"
and I'd say that's an accurate statement.
Go to the main Members area and you'll see Home, DVD Movies, Reality Movies, Naughty
Tube, FreeCams and 4fun across the top Navigation bar. Beneath that is another navigation
bar showing New Release, Most Viewed, All Videos, Support, and FAQ. So, it seemed
to me that the emphasis upon first visiting this site is on DVD's. There's a basic
search engine and you can also search by straight or gay videos. On the left-hand
side of the screen is the extensive list of all the DVD niches that Total Access
offers. I clicked on "Fetish" and found a good collection of 100+ fetish vids, with
titles such as, "Femdom Violations", "Very Hairy Seniors", "I Love Fisting" and much
more. So, it certainly looked like a fetish enthusiast would have instant and easy
access to a large collection of DVD's catering to their personal pleasures.
Click on a vid you want to download and you'll see a full description, cast, production
year, director, studio, and running time. Most run between 1-2 hrs. Videos are available
in Hi/Low bandwidth, WMS Streaming, and HTTP Streaming. Beneath that, you can view
sample preview scenes, (usually 3-4), as well as pictures from the video (usually
50+) presented in a very elegant and erotically satisfying style for the viewer,
similar to a slideshow, and also you can zoom in for those hot and graphic close-ups.
They also give links to related videos in the niche and other videos from that studio.
Above the video you'll see that day's new releases - on the date of this review there
were three: Teen Asians, Big Black Ass Next Door 2 and Kyle Kravin's Amateur Cumswapping
In general, looking at the titles offered among the various niches, they looked pretty
good. Remember that Total Access is presenting a collection that goes back 8 years,
so you'll see a range of material. Any large archive will contain the good, the great,
the so-so, and the outstanding mixed with mediocre; however, the sheer size of Total
Access, whether their DVD collection or their sites, will almost guarantee that you'll
be kept very busy downloading some solid porn.
So, that covers the DVD's but I kept wondering, okay, where's the websites? When
I clicked on the "Reality Videos" link I was finally able to locate their website
offerings. Obviously, this is not the clearest way for their members to find what
is where, but hey, that's what we hardworking porn reviewers are for, to figure out
the mysteries and mazes of these mega porn networks. In this area you'll see a navigation
bar showing: Browse Websites, Browse Categories, and Browse scenes. They indicate
that "ItsYourPorn" is their flagship site with "400 active scenes" containing a blend
of hardcore, blowjob, lesbian and solo. When I clicked the "all websites" link, it
pulled up a list of 21 sites. Therefore, I'm not sure where the "120" sites are that
they advertise. Among the 21 sites I saw listed were ItsYourPorn, FreshAmateurCuties,
TasteThisBrazilianAss, CuteInPink and more.
Pick a site you want to visit (I clicked on FreshAmateurCuties), and found 158 scenes
featuring a variety of porn gals, with vids available in flash, streaming, low,
normal, high and ultra high definition, as well as iPod/iPhone. Each scene has a
hot description, as well as viewer comments/feedback on the right side of the screen
(user comments are always a plus factor for me, I luv reading what other viewers
think of a particular scene). I checked out one vid in streaming, called "Sisters
are Alike", a solo masturbation scene, running time around 11 min. The picture quality
was good and it got a lot of good comments/rating. I also checked out a scene from
another of their listed sites, "Stretch That Twat", running time around 7 min, which
was an exciting little... uh... twat stretching session as per the site's description.
As far as I can see, what you receive at Total Access Porn in terms of the website
portion of their setup are scenes running around 10-20 min from the various sites
offered, and there IS a ton of stuff here, so you'll definitely have lots to choose
from. Each site shows the total number of scenes available, viewer comments, and
ratings. You can also sort by date added, votes, ratings, etc. I didn't see any photo
galleries included with the scenes, just an initial thumbnail pic. Regarding update
schedules, on "Stretch That Twat" the latest vid had been added in July 09 (this
review is written Sept. 09). At Fresh Amateur Cuties the last update was August 09,
so it looks like updating is monthly or so. Each site seems to average around 40-50
If a huge DVD archive and thousands of website clips aren't enough to satisfy your
pornographic desires, click on "Naughty Tube" and you'll have access to 325,905 free
porn videos, 18+ hours of naughty movies. This area is basically a compilation of
clips that have appeared on other tube sites, all at your wet little fingertips.
You also get access to free webcams, live feeds and other bonus features, all with
Yes, there's a lot going on here and it's not always easy to navigate, but you could
do worse than hanging out here. I think the DVD area is the best part of the setup,
so if you're looking for a fairly solid array of porn from many different studios
and genres, Total Access Porn may be just what the smut doctor ordered! The monthly
membership of $39.95 is a bit high, but keep in mind that you are getting access
to literally thousands of hours of content under one naughty roof. Definitely a place
to check out and keep in mind if you're looking for a membership especially at the
limited trial rate of $1!