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Reviewed 07 September 2009 is a mega porn site that represents an accumulation of eight years of porn content. They advertise themselves on the main page as having "over 120 sites" and new content added every week. It takes some time to figure out just how this site is set up because it's a mixture of sites and DVD downloads. The DVD's cover all the popular niches: Anal, Hardcore, Asian, Gangbangs, Ebony, Tranny, Fetish - you can search for just about anything at Total Access. So, let's look around and I'll guide you through the maze of Total Access Porn so that you can get the most from this collection. As they say, there's more here "than you can view in a lifetime" and I'd say that's an accurate statement.


Go to the main Members area and you'll see Home, DVD Movies, Reality Movies, Naughty Tube, FreeCams and 4fun across the top Navigation bar. Beneath that is another navigation bar showing New Release, Most Viewed, All Videos, Support, and FAQ. So, it seemed to me that the emphasis upon first visiting this site is on DVD's. There's a basic search engine and you can also search by straight or gay videos. On the left-hand side of the screen is the extensive list of all the DVD niches that Total Access offers. I clicked on "Fetish" and found a good collection of 100+ fetish vids, with titles such as, "Femdom Violations", "Very Hairy Seniors", "I Love Fisting" and much more. So, it certainly looked like a fetish enthusiast would have instant and easy access to a large collection of DVD's catering to their personal pleasures.


Click on a vid you want to download and you'll see a full description, cast, production year, director, studio, and running time. Most run between 1-2 hrs. Videos are available in Hi/Low bandwidth, WMS Streaming, and HTTP Streaming. Beneath that, you can view sample preview scenes, (usually 3-4), as well as pictures from the video (usually 50+) presented in a very elegant and erotically satisfying style for the viewer, similar to a slideshow, and also you can zoom in for those hot and graphic close-ups. They also give links to related videos in the niche and other videos from that studio.


Above the video you'll see that day's new releases - on the date of this review there were three: Teen Asians, Big Black Ass Next Door 2 and Kyle Kravin's Amateur Cumswapping Videos.


In general, looking at the titles offered among the various niches, they looked pretty good. Remember that Total Access is presenting a collection that goes back 8 years, so you'll see a range of material. Any large archive will contain the good, the great, the so-so, and the outstanding mixed with mediocre; however, the sheer size of Total Access, whether their DVD collection or their sites, will almost guarantee that you'll be kept very busy downloading some solid porn.


So, that covers the DVD's but I kept wondering, okay, where's the websites? When I clicked on the "Reality Videos" link I was finally able to locate their website offerings. Obviously, this is not the clearest way for their members to find what is where, but hey, that's what we hardworking porn reviewers are for, to figure out the mysteries and mazes of these mega porn networks. In this area you'll see a navigation bar showing: Browse Websites, Browse Categories, and Browse scenes. They indicate that "ItsYourPorn" is their flagship site with "400 active scenes" containing a blend of hardcore, blowjob, lesbian and solo. When I clicked the "all websites" link, it pulled up a list of 21 sites. Therefore, I'm not sure where the "120" sites are that they advertise.  Among the 21 sites I saw listed were ItsYourPorn, FreshAmateurCuties, TasteThisBrazilianAss, CuteInPink and more.


Pick a site you want to visit (I clicked on FreshAmateurCuties), and found 158 scenes featuring a variety of porn gals, with vids available in flash,  streaming, low, normal, high and ultra high definition, as well as iPod/iPhone. Each scene has a hot description, as well as viewer comments/feedback on the right side of the screen (user comments are always a plus factor for me, I luv reading what other viewers think of a particular scene). I checked out one vid in streaming, called "Sisters are Alike", a solo masturbation scene, running time around 11 min. The picture quality was good and it got a lot of good comments/rating. I also checked out a scene from another of their listed sites, "Stretch That Twat", running time around 7 min, which was an exciting little... uh... twat stretching session as per the site's description.


As far as I can see, what you receive at Total Access Porn in terms of the website portion of their setup are scenes running around 10-20 min  from the various sites offered, and there IS a ton of stuff here, so you'll definitely have lots to choose from. Each site shows the total number of scenes available, viewer comments, and ratings. You can also sort by date added, votes, ratings, etc. I didn't see any photo galleries included with the scenes, just an initial thumbnail pic. Regarding update schedules, on "Stretch That Twat" the latest vid had been added in July 09 (this review is written Sept. 09). At Fresh Amateur Cuties the last update was August 09, so it looks like updating is monthly or so. Each site seems to average around 40-50 scenes.


If a huge DVD archive and thousands of website clips aren't enough to satisfy your pornographic desires, click on "Naughty Tube" and you'll have access to 325,905 free porn videos, 18+ hours of naughty movies. This area is basically a compilation of clips that have appeared on other tube sites, all at your wet little fingertips. You also get access to free webcams, live feeds and other bonus features, all with one pass.


Yes, there's a lot going on here and it's not always easy to navigate, but you could do worse than hanging out here. I think the DVD area is the best part of the setup, so if you're looking for a fairly solid array of porn from many different studios and genres, Total Access Porn may be just what the smut doctor ordered! The monthly membership of $39.95 is a bit high, but keep in mind that you are getting access to literally thousands of hours of content under one naughty roof. Definitely a place to check out and keep in mind if you're looking for a membership especially at the limited trial rate of $1!


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