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Reviewed 20 October 2010


An interesting if albeit small addition to the network is the futuristic sounding, a title which provides me with ample opportunity to make all sorts of stupid robot references (apologies in advance). Watch as these female earthlings pussies get terminated until they overflow with err…  WD-40! (well maybe not). These rubber cocked machines aren’t looking for John Connor oh no, their after succulent pink cunt and multiple orgasms… Sybian pleasure is where its at here - one girl, one machine in perfect harmony!


Happy days huh? Well, this may sound all 3000 AD but the equipment used is somewhat low rent. Imagine a flexible plastic cock and nuts attached to a saddle like box (which contains the motor and internal vibrating/wiggly curmudgeons). Emanating from this leatherette contraption is a wired remote control which the girls use to speed up the electro banging, YEE FUCKING HAA, rodeo style! This is a Sybian in all is glory and reading around I found that this was invented by a dance instructor called ‘Dave’ back in the 1980’s - strange but woefully true!


The Sybian can be fitted with all manner of snatch throbbing attachments - simply pull off the current dildo and replace with a stumpy anal probe or whatever your girl fancies. External clitoris stimulation devices are very popular and can be seen at work at Sybian Solos. I can imagine these being advertised on one of those god forsaken 24 hour shopping channels… ‘buy now and get a free juicer attachment worth $500 for only $99 plus $400 p&p‘… But I digress… fuck you antioxidants!


Anyway, as a full access site goes its definitely in the ‘stocking filler’ bracket. 20 movies really isn’t going to make your day, but as a freebie (by joining the 25+ site network) its not so bad.


The robo-flicks are presented in two formats/resolutions: WMV High (720x480, 2000k) and MPG Low (640x360, 1550k). These provide stunning playback. Right click to save, as there are no streaming options. Expect 15 minutes per movie or thereabouts. There are no high resolution picture sets, but there are some half decent looking video stills which can be downloaded in a tidy zip file.


Action comprises of a solo hot looking chick sitting astride the ole Symbian and taking it up the baby hole until she screams with pleasure - which most surely do in an over the top style orgasm. There are some true cock hardeners onboard including one of my favourite Euro humpers Carmen Gemini. There is also a very nice scene involving Veronika Da Souza wearing some sexy black stockings and sheer black knickers which she generously keeps on while riding the beast. Nice close ups of her wet crack as she eases down on the Sybian - boy she is fucking red hot.


Downside is that this small collection looks set to stay that way as there have been no upload activity since… cue tumbleweed… June 2007.


Membership costs $29.95 for 30 days unrestricted access which is mega bucks for this site alone but more palatable if you consider everything you get with Premium Pass membership. Pity there wasn’t more content because I enjoyed the movies immensely.


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