Reviewed 22 September 2011
With one of the most convoluted domain names around, I expected SpringBreakFuckAdventures.com
to be big on content and ideas. The premise looked promising - wet t-shirt competitions,
all night partying and pissed up college chicks sucking dick gets my vote every time.
Traditionally, Spring Break in the good ole US of A, is a time for dirty hoe coeds
to live it up a little. You know how it goes… party, get drunk and get laid (generally
in that order). Its big time fun for all concerned and I was hoping this site would
capture the sweet aroma of teenage cunt getting drilled and fortunately it does.
Alas there are a lot issues that override any initial enthusiasm.
For starters this site stopped updating eons ago and what is available is very much
dated in the visuals department. This is an archive site with no dedicated picture
galleries just screen captures which aren’t that great to be honest. As always the
screen captures mirror the movie action. There are no zip files but that’s of little
concern as I’d doubt you’d want to save them anyway. Quantity outweighs quality and
members can view over 200 images which is a positive.
There are 65 movies and three formats to choose from. The best quality are afforded
by 320x240, MPEG video and even those are grainy. WMV and QuickTime are also available
should you desire even worse. Movie length is decent enough topping the half hour
mark, but are composed of clips rather than the full length flick. It does speed
things up but I‘d prefer the option to download scenes in their entirety. Members
can rate scenes and in doing so the most popular are displayed in the aptly named
“Top Rated Adventures” column.
Action is spread across the Americas from Daytona Beach to L.A and from Montreal
to Panama. There are some great anal scenes, hard pussy grinding, stellar blowjobs
and messy facials, so it isn’t all bad.
I’ve probably saved the worst bit till last. The cost - a mind blowing $34.95 per
month! The only saving grace is that it comes free with the far fucking superior
Definitely worth a look despite the shortcomings.