Reviewed 15 October 2009
So, guys, do you think you can "measure up" to the studs at Shocking Cocks? No? Well,
don't worry, porn always uses trick photography to make junk look bigger than it
really is! Or so you hope LOL! I love the gimmick titles in the porn world - makes
my work so enjoyable! Yeah, it's somewhat a gimmick and "shocking" is a bit of an
overstatement, we're not talking 20 inch dicks or circus freaks, but the guys who
hang out here are known for packing a lot of heat (hmmm, where's my tape measure),
and even though porn dudes tend to add a few inches to their official "stats", these
are some real studs. If you're into to hearing a chick grimacing in pain and repeatedly
moaning, "oh my god, it's sooooooooo big!", you'll definitely enjoy your time at
I read another review stating that Shocking Cocks used to be a run-of-the-mill site
but since being taken over by another company, it has improved. If this is indeed
a "new and improved" Shocking Cocks, it's time for a second look (actually my first
The premise of the site is pretty simple: watching chicks take guys with big dicks.
Not rocket science and this isn't the only one of its type out there, but for what
it is, I found it to be good and quite hot entertainment. The most entertaining element
is, of course, when the girl takes her first look at IT and her face is stunned and…
uh shocked! There are also some amusing setups, like the scene with Latina hottie
Rebecca Linares trying to explain, in broken English, what she's talking about (mucho
grande big cock!) to stud Alec Knight. Really funny. True, these are pro porn chicks
so I doubt any of them are shocked by a super sized cock in their face or down their
throat, but it's still exciting to watch their reactions and fantasize. Lucky for
you, none of them say "no way, dude!"
But I know you're not here for the funny setups, you want to see girls getting reamed
by those shocking cocks! And there's no shortage of that. They moan painfully (or
with pleasure as the case may be), in their valiant struggles to handle every inch
these guys dish out. Plenty of hard pounding and deepthroating awaits, with XXXtreme
close-ups insuring that you don't miss a move. A number of the girls are on the petite
"teen" side, it's always more exciting when the girl is small and the guy is... well,
BIG. Other chicks are innocent looking, but crave big cock and are freaks in bed.
Overall, there's a good mix of girls and everything is shot professionally with top
name pornstars, both male and female. The guys include Christian, Marco Banderas,
Alec Knight, Tony de Sergio, John Depth and more. Some of the chicks featured include
Jessica Valentino, Holly Wellin, Latina pornstar Rebecca Linares, ebony babe Lavish
Styles, and busty Sarah Vandella.
The sex itself is fairly predictable - mish, doggie, BJ, reverse, etc. There is some
anal, too, though not a lot (check out the scene with Tatiana and Tee Reel!), and
of course plenty of deepthroat as the girl gags on the guy's tool. A number of scenes
start with the girl giving the guy head or the guy warming up the girl with oral
or kissing, etc. I didn't see anything off the wall kinky, although the big cock
fixation might be considered sort of a fetish. These females are ready, willing and
(somewhat) able to handle the big boys. There's also the pain/pleasure aspect. The
guys don't use force, but it's a turn on to watch the girls get stuffed and take
it to their limit . Only a couple of scenes featured black dudes, so this is all
about the Great White Hope I guess lol...
At the time of this review there were 60 videos in the collection, with a new update
approximately monthly, sometimes two in a month. The vids are posted in parts, so
usually you have to wait until the next month for a new segment. The site has been
online since 2008, so they've built up a solid archive, and even better, it's part
of the enormous HD Porn Pass Network, with 85+ XXX hardcore sites to keep you more
than occupied while you wait for updates. There's also a Hi-Res photo gallery with
65 photo sets. Each set contains a variable number of pics, usually 100+, some track
the video while others are solo posing of various girls in the vids. They are fairly
large, top quality pictures. There's no direct link between the vids and the photos
- a bit frustrating, as I'd like to know which photos go with which vid.
Overall, navigation is simple and clear, set up in the same the way as the other
HD network sites. Once into the Main Member's area, you'll see links to Network Updates,
HD Videos, Hi-Res Photos, Bonus Content, Live Cam Adult Personals, Adult Toys/DVD,
and Members Specials. Click on Bonus Content and you can see at a glance all the
sites that you have access to with your membership - a LOT!
Support is available through a Customer Service link at the bottom of the page.
Since it appears this site is currently updating and adding new content monthly,
in addition to the material already here, it's not a bad addition at all to the HD
line up. Don't let the silly title mislead you, it's a better site than I expected
frankly, and added with all the other porn you get in this network, Shocking Cocks
will make you wish you had another 3-4 inches... at least! Remember - it's "where
big dicks punish tight chicks!" and it costs just £29.99 for 30 days.