Reviewed 18 March 2010
Welcome to the wild and wonderful world of Rude.com, a site feed which is part of
the huge AllElitePass network. They've assembled a tasty package of live webcam shows,
Rude TV shows, voyeur house shows and thousands of archived live sex shows for your
entertainment pleasure. This type of content is certainly popular among many porn
fans and will continue to hold a strong place on the scene as a welcome change and
diversion from the same old predictable stuff out there.
The Member's area of Rude.com is divided into four main categories: Free Live Shows,
Free Live Houses, Free Rude TV, and Free Archives. It's a simple and straightforward
layout and all you need to do is click on whatever category you want to watch. Let's
take a tour of each area so you'll have an idea of what's available inside this collection
of sexy freaky gonzo fun.
Since Rude.com is part of a larger network, there's a top navigation toolbar with
Calendar, Models, Photos, DVDs, Favorites and Support - these links let you access
all of the site info and offerings available with your membership to AllElitePass
(60+ sites), plus giving you convenient search tools that let you browse by category,
keyword, and content type.
I first checked out the Free Live Shows area. When you click on a category, a window
opens showing you all the information at the top of what's included. These are described
as "semi-interactive live shows put on from members direct from their house. They
are REAL Amateurs, Housewives & Porn Stars." You'll see a thumbnail pic of the performer,
starting time, whether the show contains nudity or not, and a "view preview" to get
a small taste of what you'll see. At the time I logged on, there were five shows
scheduled. Four were chicks (all with nudity), and one was a guy (clean). I checked
out the quickie preview for "Sweetpea" who appeared to be a 50-something housewife
who was a bit rough around the edges for sure, but hey, if that's what you're into,
I'm sure Sweetpea can rock your world, These are mostly amateurs so what you see
is what you get, but for me, that's the fun factor. You can also click on the "Go
Private" link at the top and that takes you to hundreds more private webcam sex shows.
You do have to create an account to access it, but it's free. If you want to see
what the shows will be throughout the month, simply use the date toolbar at the top
and that will pull up the day's shows. Nicely laid out, simple, and uncluttered.
There's a range of babes doing different things on their shows - masturbating,(Chat
and Vibe with Trixie), toys, costumes, sexy chat, sex advice, dominatrix, fetish,
swingers (The Porn Couple Show) - you name it, it's probably here. Most but not all
are from the US, (you'll see a flag from their country displayed, I did see one cutie
from the UK and one from Canada). Each show has a small blurb describing what it's
about. I use the term "show" rather loosely, since we all know these are setups run
from someone's bedroom (or wherever!).
Next I hopped over to the "Free Live Houses" area which is described: "Be a Fly on
the wall in this VOYEUR section! We have over 100 members that have set up live VOYEUR
cams in their houses. There is no guarantee when and what you will ever see, it is
simply a look into their lives. They might be cleaning, might be cooking, might be
FUCKING - you just never know..." Cleaning and cooking, eh? Well, as they say, you
just never know what these naughty folk might be up to. A drop down menu allows you
to choose guys, girls, bi/gay, and tranny. As with all these types of voyeurcam
areas, you do have to surf around a bit (or a lot!) to find a "show" that suits your
taste. Eventually you'll find a hottie doing something "interesting". Babes from
US, UK, Canada, Germany are here... I watched one BBW chick taking a shower. There's
all types - dommes, swinger couples, fetish models, MILF, and lots more!
In addition to these areas, you'll get some porn laffs from the Free Rude TV area.
Rude TV for those of you who aren't familiar with it has been a fairly successful
player in the arena of online broadcasting, with a crazyass guy named "Wankus" being
the most well-known host of several of their shows. It's been part of the evolving
trend to give porn fans their own media outlet, and a way to see lots of juicy behind
the scenes material and a variety of different shows. The day I checked out the offerings,
they listed five days of new fresh shows such as "Ink Addicts" hosted by porn babe
Regan Reese, "Smell My Finger", with hosts Luether King and Renee Perez, and "Sex
Spaz" hosted by PornStarKitten. The focus is on raunchy comedy and anything goes
sex talk and general mayhem. Each show lists the hosts, airtime, and topic description
such as "The NO B.S. Look at B.T.S. in Porn! Luther King and Cece Stone take you
into the lives of your favorite stars, back offices of your favorite companies and
enlighten you with information that most industry insiders try to hide!" Sounds hot
Click on the "archives" link for past shows in the collection. I previewed several
of the shows from 2009 and found them to be pretty funny, and the quality was good,
expandable to full screen viewing. One of my favorite hosts at Rude TV is a very
talented guy named Powder who does a great job talking to kinky pornstars about their
lifestyles and fetishes. I enjoyed the "Naughty Newbies" show with Emma Cummings.
So, there's tons of interesting stuff here and I highly recommend checking out Rude
TV. I also dig being supportive of adult entertainment like this because it's real,
it's raw, and it's one of the few ways fans get to see things they would never have
access to in other venues.
Finally, there's the "Free Archives" area, described as "113736 REAL Private Show
Archives, yep, the ones that people pay for live per min to view. You get the archives
for free and get to see how freaky people can get in the private rooms. Nobody gives
you more updates EVERY HOUR! When you enter this area, you see the first page of
archived clips from webcam shows, along with five sample thumbnail pics to whet your
appetite. You can choose by "channel", gender, country, or producer (that would be
the name of the camshow performer). I found this to be a well designed area, making
it easy to find very hot clips from camshows. Beneath the thumbnails, just click
on "view this archive" and the clip will play. It shows running time, date posted,
type of came (one way, 2 way, audio, etc.). Next to the clip are two cams available
for private shows. The quality of the clips is variable - some are awesome crystal
clear and others are not as sharp, but they're all sexy horny amateurs that'll get
you off. Length is also variable, with some running a minute or so and others 20
minutes, with the average being 5-10 minutes long. Best thing to do here is surf
around and sample the action - there's plenty of nasty action in all niches and categories
to keep you strokin for hours.
If you're looking for a huge number of camshows, archived clips, amateurs, pornstars
and behind the scenes stuff, Rude.com is truly a one stop destination for your desires,
with endless ways to find your favorite camgirl doing all the nasty things you dream
about. Their motto: "Watch and Be Watched!" I think they've done a very good job
of putting this area together, an excellent addition to the mega network of smut
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