Reviewed 15 April 2010
When it comes to heavy metal bands I must confess to not knowing my Ozzy’s from my
Lemmy’s but porn, now that’s a different matter. Probably the only reason I recall
the fella that spawned this site is because he was once married to XXX goddess Tera
Patrick. Okay, who is he? I hear you cry. Well it none less than Evan Seinfield (no
not that one) aka Spyder Jonez, vocalist and bass player with Brooklyn based heavy
metal hardcore band Biohazard (not to be confused with Biohazard Bitches!). See it
all makes sense now. Spyder is the Rockstar and guess what? Yep he fucks Pornstars
and I mean PORNSTARS, some of the biggest names in the adult industry such as Jenna
Haze, Audrey Bitoni, Tera Patrick and Abbey Brooks.
I feel I should be strumming out a lead solo on my cock n balls shaped air guitar
- its so fucking in your face ultra metallic this site its unreal. Tattoos, body
piercings, skulls, scorching flames, lots of black and industrial settings means
you could only be in one place… welcome to RockstarPornstar.com.
This is 100% bad ass hardcore fucking action - captured in DVD quality WMV movie
format (48 movies at present totalling a healthy 16 GB). There are good quality photo
galleries but not many so you’ll be buying into the videos alone in my opinion. There
is not a lot to the navigation as a result with just Home, Movies, Pictures, Pornstars
and Fanclub (the latter being rather misleading as its just Spyder‘s Bio page - worth
a read as its extremely funny).
Spyder gets to nail 49 porn stars at his site as well getting some good ole fashioned
suck offs. I loved the fact that Spyder often wears his oversized shades whilst boning
these chicks which is very rock n roll! This is a slick set-up with very good quality
movie production including the banging soundtrack which precedes each video. Spyder
interviews each babe prior to fucking them like a pro and well, the pros fuck like
they do - enough said!
This is a little different from the norm and a thoroughly enjoyable experience. Hey,
you don’t even need to be into the rock scene to be honest as the hot established
babes and newcomers are worth the entrance fee alone - which at $14.95 (for 30 days
access) is one of the cheapest deals around anywhere.