Reviewed 18 March 2009
The great thing about the Meat Network is that they stay true to their roots: hardcore
nasty fucked up shit! RiotWhores.com is one of their roughest, kinkiest, wildest
sites and if that's what you're looking for, it's well worth opening your wallet
to get an eyeful of these totally out of control urban whores!
Take a look at the Tour of Riot Whores and you'll soon get a feel for what the site
is all about. Here's a sample scene description: "In Southern California's summer
heat, it's important to keep hydrated. That's why a bitch that can squirt can make
or break a little pack of survivalist whores. When the concrete shores of the LA
river run dry, you better hit that G-spot very good and very often."
Summer Heat. Squirting. Concrete shores. Sounds like a scene from Bladerunner. People
from outside the Golden State must think the streets are paved with roving bands
of survivalist whores. And guess what? They are! Just kiddin... but Riot Whores really
does do a freaky hot job of getting all gritty on your ass and bringing you some
of the dirtiest stuff you'll see out there.
First, some background on this site. It went online in 2006, and since that time
has only added 22 scenes to the archive. They didn't add any new scenes in 2007,
and then added several new ones in 2008 so maybe there's hope of updating down the
line. The good news is that as member of the Meat network, you have access to a gigantic
amount of XXX smut and hardcore action, so the lack of updates here is not a big
drawback. And the best thing of all is that what you DO get at Riot Whores is more
than worth the price of admission.
Since I'm a Cali girl born and raised, the summer heat/squirting scene certainly
grabbed my attention and previewed it first. Wow. This one really surpassed my expectations.
The stunning and exceedingly edgy (literally!) setting alone is enough to keep you
glued to the action. One wrong move and it looked like the sexed up performers would
plummet over the edge into a canyon. I'm not sure exactly where it was filmed in
L.A. but it was one of the most unusual and exciting elements of the shoot - apart
from some of the wildest threeway stuff you're likely to see anywhere. It stars two
riot whores who certainly look the part. Tiana and hot porn babe Julie Night wear
matching fishnet outfits with their luscious boobs showing through, a punk feel to
their gear, and they get things going with loud and nasty girl/girl explorations.
Julie, a sensuous, teasing brunette fucks blond whore Tiana hard and fast with a
dildo until she squirts all over the concrete. The scene amps up as these two wildcats
spank each other's butts, slap their faces, spit, eat pussy, deep kiss and just generally
get wildass freaky out there on the hot concrete. You'll want to book a flight to
L.A. after seeing this stuff, or at least try to locate where this thing was filmed!
Then it really gets good when the girls are joined by a hot guy (as usual, the men
aren't listed in the credits) but dayum, he's sexy, a Euro dude with a big hard cock
that I haven't seen before. This threesome is a recipe for a California dreamin'
orgy. Lots of deep kissing, rough driving anal, random hard face slapping, noisy
moans, ass to mouth, cum swapping, lesbo, and deepthroating are featured actions.
In other words, just about anything and everything! I felt, hell yeah, this is what
a porno should look like. Get down and dirty, but also erotic and sexy. He masturbates
our little squirter Tiana who once again shows off her wet and wild ways. Whoever
the guy is, he's good, and brings out a great performance from the girls. Between
the overall erotic wildness, the hardass threeway and the elemental outdoor setting,
the scene was far better than I expected. The sound quality could have been a little
better - I missed some of the words, but overall I was extremely pleased to watch
this team go at it. Movies are available for download in WMV and MPEG formats (small
and large) in individual 2-3 minute clips. You can also view in streaming and as
a full download. It's a bit confusing to find the area to do the complete movie
download - click on the "play" option and that will take you to the area where it
says: "click here to download this video". The movie had no hi-res photos, but did
contain 300+ vidcaps of the movie which were of average quality - acceptable but
not incredible, available in slideshow but not zip file.
After seeing this adventure, I was certainly motivated to look at a few other scenes
at Riot Whores. I saw Isabelle Ice featured and wanted to see her in action. Welsh
born Isabelle is paired up here with well-known porn stud Marco Banderas. Wow, this
one was really nasty hot. These two did everything but devour each other. If you
want to see a true Riot Whore going nuts, watch Isabelle Ice. She defines freaky.
The setting is a garage, with Isabelle sitting on a blanket masturbating, tight close-ups
of her pussy while she talks dirty. Again, the sound quality could have been better,
as I'm sure she was saying some hot stuff, but your eyes will be riveted on her bod,
not her dialogue. She rubs her pierced clit and squirts, then gets down and licks
up the liquid from the concrete garage floor. You'd have to search far and wide to
find a nastier chick than Isabelle Ice. Marco enters the scene and she proceeds to
lick his armpits. This savage lustful scene is off the hook. She wears a chain around
her neck, and he deepthroats the hell out of her. She licks his asshole in a brazen
wild way even most porn chicks don't. He pounds her with hard anal while she murmurs
in Spanish (pretty good for a Welsh girl!) and bites on the chain now in her mouth.
Nice graphic gape for anal fans. She repeatedly says, "You're so beautiful, you're
so beautiful." Dude, what more do you want? This stuff is primo, prime cut excellent
porn, rough, but like the other vid, erotically hot with a connection and chemistry
between the performers which for me adds up to more than just gratuitous hair pulling/pounding,
but a sweaty, kinky encounter. Again, no hi-res photos available (possibly because
this shoot was from 2006), but it did contain 300+ vidcaps.
I wanted to check out one of their recent updates so took a look at a Kylie Ireland
video that was added 12-2008. Kylie, queen of anal, co-stars with Lauren Phoenix
and is tied to the rafters wearing hot bondage gear while watching Lauren being fucked
by a guy. Then it turns into a threeway. Lots of anal, girl/girl, rough sex, domination/bondage
action and you get the best of the best with a veteran performer like Kylie Ireland
who knows how to squeeze all the kink out of every scene. Running time: 32 minutes.
Unfortunately this movie did not contain a photo gallery, but the majority of their
videos here do contain photos. If you're a Kylie Ireland fan, she's featured at two
other videos here as well.
In looking through their archive, I noticed some interesting "making of Riot Whores"
and a couple of Behind the Scenes Parts 1 and 2, which I'm sure you'll want to check
As a member of the huge Meat network, you also have access to a bonus DVD feed. Customer
Support is provided by email, phone, or live chat.
This site isn't for fans of vanilla porn, but if you're a Meat member, you undoubtedly
already know that this is a place for rough, fetish content. Riot Whores, even though
not currently doing regular updating, is a great addition to their overall network.
Believe me, these are some wild and crazy RIOT WHORES!
From the site: "RIOT WHORES are the chronicles of depraved urban sex rituals. Amongst
chaos, vandalism and alienation these punk bitches will drop to humanity's hardcore
gutters. You'll wonder what could've possibly gone wrong with these whores. Their
sex lives are a Riot waiting to happen."
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