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Reviewed March 17 2010


Lets talk PORN! You got to hand it to the Americanos, they produce some slick ass porno. It always looks great, super professional and all that, but it often leaves me wanting more, something harder, more real. Often the babes look like they have just popped out of a mould cast from ICI’s finest plastic and the carefully scripted scenes make me cringe. Hey, I may go as far as to say its sometimes artificial and not the real deal at all. Maybe I’m being a bit harsh, silicone tittie valley pumps out a ton of feature length movies on a daily basis so perhaps that’s where the jaded feel emanates. But hold your horses fuck fans, don’t despair, I have something rather special today from the Sceptred Isle (that’s Britain to you civilians) - home grown hardcore from an all girl production team headed up by the slutty yet ever so lovely Angel Long no less. For purveyors of filth, smut, dirty, rough sexual antics look no further than A site designed with one thing in mind… wanking and wanking you will surely do! Grab hold of your dick and be prepared for some shocking XXX films!


So what do we have here then? A great looking vibrant site full to the rafters with XXX movies that’s what and don’t be fooled by the name there are photosets too! is about a year old and as previously mentioned run exclusively by an all female crew. As you know, girls know what girls like and also what us boys like so it’s a win, win situation!


Browsing through the model line up I noticed some of my all time favourite fuck femmes: Angel Long, Angela Aspen, Candy Summers, Carmel Moore, Cate Harrington, Claudia Rossi, Crystal Pink, Diamond Foxxx, Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence, Emma Louise Morgan, Evey, Foxy, India, Isabelle Ice, Jayden Jaymes, Jessica Jaymes, Keeley Mcgee, Keisha Kane, Kelly Marina, Kerry Louise, Leigh Logan, Lolly Badcock, Loz Lorrimar, Michelle B, Paige Ashley, Poppy Morgan, Puma Swede, Robyn Truelove, Sasha Rose, Suzie Best, Tammie Lee, Teegan Lee and Tia Layne. That’s cunt city man… a very nice line up I’m sure you’ll agree?


Anyway back to the site design for a minute. Navigation is simple and to the point with a menu linking to: Pornstars, Latest Scenes, Videos, Members Home, Pure Mobile, Pure-Cash  and PureXXX Blog. Additional parameters for fine tuning include: 100% Amateur, Anal, Arse to Mouth, Behind The Scenes, Big Dicks, Big Tits, Boy Girl, Bukkakeman, College Girls, Cum Swapping, Double Penetration, Fetish, Free Trailers, Girl Girl, Photo sets, Real Life, Solo, Stocking and Suspenders and Water Play. Categorizing really helps find what you are after with little or no effort and that’s a nice touch.


It’s a click pic… da daa… content kinda site in as much as you click on the gorgeous thumbnail images to get where and what you want. The emphasis is on the movies and although a lot of movies run in parallel with photosets this is not always the case. Hot descriptions adorn each scene/set and just goes to show these girls really care about what they produce.


Video content is displayed ‘in browser’ and to ease potential speed headaches these can be streamed in one of four resolutions (Low, Medium, High and Extreme). The more extreme the better I say but choose the size according to your connection speed or lack thereof. There is a full screen option too for an up close and personal experience. If you prefer to view in your media player choose the download link to save the entire movie for later pleasuring. I liked the layout - it makes perfect sense to me. Beneath the movie window is a rating slider (think of it as a kind of spunkometer) so you can share your score (from 1-10) with others. If your ball bag is full but you’re short on time why not try out the ‘jump to’ option? Click a vid cap and propel yourself to the ultra hot bits (although I would recommend watching from start to finish because they are fucking great).


If you area photo gallery man (or girl) look out for the camera icon at the top of each video presentation. Clicking this brings up a 3x4 thumbnail preview grid and to the left a larger image of said smaller image (once clicked that is). Clicking this larger image brings up a full size high resolution image and although its not a slideshow in the truest sense of the word you can navigate back and forth through the entire photoset.


Lets discuss the action now. Right, here is where Brit Porn has the edge. This site is not for the feint hearted or softcore fan. This is EXTREME with a capital ‘E’. Just perusing the names of the babes on this site you get a good idea of what to expect. I mean Angel Long and Lolly Badcock need no introduction being two of the filthiest whores on planet earth. When I say they do everything that’s a bit of an understatement - same applies across the board - none of the girls are pure believe me. You want anal and DP? No problem, drilled in both holes with a cock in the gob and being choked and slapped on the arse for good measure! You like seeing thick warm spunk spat, swapped and swallowed? They got that covered too. I use the word ‘gritty’ quite a bit when discussing UK porn but it sums it up perfectly. Obscene? Oh yeah its bordering on that too!


Good to see my old pal Rico Shades (name dropper? Me?) from in the interracial mix too!


A decent update schedule (roughly two updates per week) means the archive is growing steadily adding to what is already a big-ish site (120+ of videos at time of review).


Anyway after a couple of hours watching these hotties cum, my gonads are officially on empty and my knob needs some downtime. Time for a cup of tea - a purefect way to end the review at!


Membership costs an amazingly low £13.99 (that’s about $21) for a one off, 30 day deal or £10.99 ($16 or thereabouts) for a recurring one. Best value is a one off payment of £83.88 ($128) for one whole year that works out at just £6.99 per month WOW what are you waiting for? Top UK site make no mistake.


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