Reviewed March 17 2010
Lets talk PORN! You got to hand it to the Americanos, they produce some slick ass
porno. It always looks great, super professional and all that, but it often leaves
me wanting more, something harder, more real. Often the babes look like they have
just popped out of a mould cast from ICI’s finest plastic and the carefully scripted
scenes make me cringe. Hey, I may go as far as to say its sometimes artificial and
not the real deal at all. Maybe I’m being a bit harsh, silicone tittie valley pumps
out a ton of feature length movies on a daily basis so perhaps that’s where the jaded
feel emanates. But hold your horses fuck fans, don’t despair, I have something rather
special today from the Sceptred Isle (that’s Britain to you civilians) - home grown
hardcore from an all girl production team headed up by the slutty yet ever so lovely
Angel Long no less. For purveyors of filth, smut, dirty, rough sexual antics look
no further than PureXXXFilms.com. A site designed with one thing in mind… wanking
and wanking you will surely do! Grab hold of your dick and be prepared for some shocking
So what do we have here then? A great looking vibrant site full to the rafters with
XXX movies that’s what and don’t be fooled by the name there are photosets too! PureXXXFilms.com
is about a year old and as previously mentioned run exclusively by an all female
crew. As you know, girls know what girls like and also what us boys like so it’s
a win, win situation!
Browsing through the model line up I noticed some of my all time favourite fuck femmes:
Angel Long, Angela Aspen, Candy Summers, Carmel Moore, Cate Harrington, Claudia Rossi,
Crystal Pink, Diamond Foxxx, Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence, Emma Louise Morgan, Evey,
Foxy, India, Isabelle Ice, Jayden Jaymes, Jessica Jaymes, Keeley Mcgee, Keisha Kane,
Kelly Marina, Kerry Louise, Leigh Logan, Lolly Badcock, Loz Lorrimar, Michelle B,
Paige Ashley, Poppy Morgan, Puma Swede, Robyn Truelove, Sasha Rose, Suzie Best, Tammie
Lee, Teegan Lee and Tia Layne. That’s cunt city man… a very nice line up I’m sure
Anyway back to the site design for a minute. Navigation is simple and to the point
with a menu linking to: Pornstars, Latest Scenes, Videos, Members Home, Pure Mobile,
Pure-Cash and PureXXX Blog. Additional parameters for fine tuning include: 100%
Amateur, Anal, Arse to Mouth, Behind The Scenes, Big Dicks, Big Tits, Boy Girl, Bukkakeman,
College Girls, Cum Swapping, Double Penetration, Fetish, Free Trailers, Girl Girl,
Photo sets, Real Life, Solo, Stocking and Suspenders and Water Play. Categorizing
really helps find what you are after with little or no effort and that’s a nice touch.
It’s a click pic… da daa… content kinda site in as much as you click on the gorgeous
thumbnail images to get where and what you want. The emphasis is on the movies and
although a lot of movies run in parallel with photosets this is not always the case.
Hot descriptions adorn each scene/set and just goes to show these girls really care
about what they produce.
Video content is displayed ‘in browser’ and to ease potential speed headaches these
can be streamed in one of four resolutions (Low, Medium, High and Extreme). The more
extreme the better I say but choose the size according to your connection speed or
lack thereof. There is a full screen option too for an up close and personal experience.
If you prefer to view in your media player choose the download link to save the entire
movie for later pleasuring. I liked the layout - it makes perfect sense to me. Beneath
the movie window is a rating slider (think of it as a kind of spunkometer) so you
can share your score (from 1-10) with others. If your ball bag is full but you’re
short on time why not try out the ‘jump to’ option? Click a vid cap and propel yourself
to the ultra hot bits (although I would recommend watching from start to finish because
they are fucking great).
If you area photo gallery man (or girl) look out for the camera icon at the top of
each video presentation. Clicking this brings up a 3x4 thumbnail preview grid and
to the left a larger image of said smaller image (once clicked that is). Clicking
this larger image brings up a full size high resolution image and although its not
a slideshow in the truest sense of the word you can navigate back and forth through
the entire photoset.
Lets discuss the action now. Right, here is where Brit Porn has the edge. This site
is not for the feint hearted or softcore fan. This is EXTREME with a capital ‘E’.
Just perusing the names of the babes on this site you get a good idea of what to
expect. I mean Angel Long and Lolly Badcock need no introduction being two of the
filthiest whores on planet earth. When I say they do everything that’s a bit of an
understatement - same applies across the board - none of the girls are pure believe
me. You want anal and DP? No problem, drilled in both holes with a cock in the gob
and being choked and slapped on the arse for good measure! You like seeing thick
warm spunk spat, swapped and swallowed? They got that covered too. I use the word
‘gritty’ quite a bit when discussing UK porn but it sums it up perfectly. Obscene?
Oh yeah its bordering on that too!
Good to see my old pal Rico Shades (name dropper? Me?) from MyDeepDarkSecret.com
in the interracial mix too!
A decent update schedule (roughly two updates per week) means the archive is growing
steadily adding to what is already a big-ish site (120+ of videos at time of review).
Anyway after a couple of hours watching these hotties cum, my gonads are officially
on empty and my knob needs some downtime. Time for a cup of tea - a purefect way
to end the review at PureXXXFilms.com!
Membership costs an amazingly low £13.99 (that’s about $21) for a one off, 30 day
deal or £10.99 ($16 or thereabouts) for a recurring one. Best value is a one off
payment of £83.88 ($128) for one whole year that works out at just £6.99 per month
WOW what are you waiting for? Top UK site make no mistake.