Reviewed 18 November 2008
As part of the ever growing "fuck your secretary" niche, Naughty Staff is one of
the newest sites from the excellent and high quality Twisty's network. Office sex
and fantasizing about the hot secretary/personal assistant/gofer has always been
most men's Number One dream. Why? Because the majority of guys spend 99% of their
time slaving away in anonymous cubicles in the corporate drone world, incessantly
thinking about what Miss Prim and Proper has going on under her tight skirt. And
then there is the "fuck me" glasses. Females in office porn are nearly always wearing
glasses, but as we all know, they're only props to hide their inner nympho slut,
eager to bang the boss's brains out after the quarterly report is filed. So, let's
take a tour through this steamy office destination, shall we?
The home page of Naughty Staff is crisp, clean (well, actually dirty!) and gives
you your first glimpse of Twisty's exclusive content. The latest update featured
hot blonde starlet Bree Olson, wearing a super sexy white business shirt showing
plenty of cleavage, the ever-present glasses, and tight black mini skirt. Naughty
Staff has been online since January 2008 and adds a new scene approximately every
three weeks or so. Once you're into the main Members area you'll see 15 scenes to
choose from - not a big library yet, but what's there is high quality and well done.
One look around and you'll be glad you decided to stop by The Office, because these
babes are knock outs. Some of the best looking and nastiest girls in porn are working
here, including Beverly Hills, Abbey Brooks, Eva Angelina, Rebecca Linares, Alektra
Blue, Audrey Bitoni and more.
The site is cleverly and cleanly designed, with each scene set up graphically to
look like an office file. The latest update entitled, "Thank God It's Fuckday" shows
six thumbnail photos and one larger photo to give you a taste of what's there. Under
the thumbs are two links: Pictures and Videos. Clear simple navigation and very
nicely done. Each scene is described in a way that fits perfectly with the office
theme and adds to the hot entertainment value here. Call me picky, but I love it
when the scenes are well written and spelled correctly, with proper grammar (I'm
in Prim and Proper Secretary Mode at the moment!). It shows that the site designers
have standards, and often that means the porn will also be good. Paying attention
to smaller details tends to carry over into the quality of the production.
To check out the office action, I downloaded several clips from "Attitude Adjustment"
with Latina hottie Eva Angelina as The secretary and Christian as The Boss. Click
on "Videos" and that will take you to a very well designed area, unlike some sites
where the video download area can be confusing, to say the least. Not here. Follow
the "Naughty Staff Video Guide" and you'll have no problems knowing just where to
click and save. You'll also see the release date of the video, the number of clips
(13), dimensions (640 x 480) and who the clip features. For some reason, they didn't
show the male performer's name - I only knew who it was because I am familiar with
most of the performers out there. This is a pet peeve of mine (on behalf of us females
in the audience!), that it is only proper to show the male performer's name along
with the female co-star. So, perhaps this will be food for thought to Twisty's producers
in the future. Videos are available in streaming by clicking on the full length Windows
Media Player (recommended only for those with high speed DSL/cable modems) or download
each clip separately in either WMV or MOV format. The Eva/Christian video is what
you'd come to expect from two of the more talented performers out there. Eva particularly
is sexy and fun, with an amazing body and beautiful face. Her office adventure begins
with photocopying her breasts and slipping the copy into a file for The Boss to see.
He's been an "asshole" and it's time to get his attention. He licks her pussy, and
she engages in a little light bondage by wrapping his wrists with cellophane while
she gives him a BJ (hot!). You know secretaries… they always have office supplies
around for lots of interesting uses! The action continues on the desk, as Eva vibes
herself and the well-endowed Christian pounds her pussy in mish, doggy and she gives
him another BJ, with a final "thumbs up" from Miss Secretary as the Boss's load
ends up on her face (at some point, her glasses and white shirt all come off). Just
another day at the office, huh… don't you wish?!
Click on Pictures and you'll be in the photo gallery. This shoot contained 247 fantastic
and crystal clear hi res photos that corresponded closely to the video, available
in zip file or viewable in slideshow format. The photos are huge, full screen beauties,
allowing you to see everything and I do mean everything. Very well arranged and the
site functioned perfectly from all standpoints.
To give you an idea of another sample scene description, "Right Place Right Time"
read: "AUDREY BITONI is a bored little office slut. Her conservative blouse cannot
contain her luscious breasts, and her tight and tiny skirt is starting to itch. And
she wants to fuck. First, a little strip tease for the window washers. Then she inhales
a lucky co-worker's cock, gets some face for that fat little pussy, and gets pounded
into submission. Oh, yes! Not bad for a Tuesday."
Returning to the member page, click on "Staff Index" and you'll see all 15 of the
models currently at the site. Click on a photo and you'll read a brief bio of the
girl, where she's from, age, ethnicity, height, weight, etc.
Click on Help/Support and you'll arrive at Twisty's excellent Customer Support area
with assistance for membership problems, billing, tech questions and latest company
The main downside to this site at the moment is the lack of content, but as with
all growing sites, that will change with time. The main positives about Naughty Staff
are twofold: the overall erotic and sexy fantasy premise (office sex) combined
with really stunning girls who fit the image of your secretly slutty secretary who's
ready to do it all and a lot more on the desk or wherever you desire. After all,
you're the boss… or is she? The tease factor is at work here, too - luscious titties
peaking out from all those white shirts and the glasses and... whew! You get the
idea, guys! The sex is served up fairly straight, nothing overly kinky or wack -
it's really the overall tone and scenarios that make the site work. While YOU work.
Doing you know what… haha. This is a nice addition to the popular forbidden naughty
sex at the office theme.
To make up for the somewhat low content here, with a full membership at Twistys
you get access to the absolutely HUGE Twistys.com site which is well known and respected
as one of the premier glamor/babe destinations, along with five bonus sites which
includes Busty Ones, Euro Foxes, When Girls Play, Anette Dawn and Blue Fantasies.
Twistys total network content is 2,000+ models, 1,000,000+ photos and 17,000+ video
clips. With that kind of staggering content, you'll be wondering why you didn't find
this place sooner! Considering the enormous amount of regularly updated and high
quality porn at Twisty's, you truly are getting a bargain at these prices. Highly
recommended network of sites!
Membership costs $2.95 for a 2 day trial (recurring); $24.95 for 30 days (recurring);
$55.95 for 3 months (recurring); $75.00 for 3 months (non-recurring) and $99.00
for 6 months (non-recurring). Payment is accepted by credit card or check.