Reviewed 17 January 2009
The title of this site is fairly self-explanatory - MommyGotBoobs.com Sounds dirty,
doesn't it? It's another in the line-up of big titty sites in the Brazzers.com network,
where big jugs are their specialty. Most of these mommies don't look like the ones
in my neighborhood, so I kinda think this is a special neighborhood where only Porn
Valley big tit MILFs live. These super-horny mature babes love nothing more than
bangin' equally horny and curious younger guys in suburbia. Bear in mind that I can't
personally attest to the fact that any of these chicks are really mommies, but I
can definitely guarantee they all have big boobs!
Take a look at our other reviews of the Brazzers network and you'll find that "big"
is definitely the theme of their 22 sites, with hot titles like Big Wet Butts, Big
Tits In Sports, Big Butts Like it Big, Big Tits At School, and on and on. If that
isn't enough bigness for you, they've now added a new site called The Vault featuring
never before seen exclusive hardcore content (15 scenes as of this review), so be
sure to check that out as well.
Mommy Got Boobs currently has 179 lusciously hardcore movies in their library, more
than enough to satisfy your big tit/MILF fetish. The site updates weekly and Brazzers
has done a great job of making sure that you can easily find the latest scenes (new,
upcoming, highest rated, most viewed and random), along with porn star bios/interviews,
member comments and an active forum, special discounts at other networks, great download
speeds and much more. Hey, you even get a 100% money back guarantee if you're not
"satisfied", so you can't go far wrong here with a ton of stuff to sample and savor.
Brazzers isn't for guys who like delicate, artsy girls posing like nymphs in the
Bavarian forest looking like they haven't eaten lately. No, this is the land of curvy,
beautiful, voluptuous ladies who dig sex action hot and heavy.
The Main Brazzers member page shows you all the latest updates across their network
at a glance, averaging 3-4 daily. That's an awesome amount of porn output. Click
on a scene or site that grabs your lustful attention and you'll be taken to the Scenes
page, ready to start your adventure. You can view scenes by Description, Date, Scene
Title, Times Viewed, or all the scenes in the network - they've got you covered for
search options here. So, let's take a look at these hot mommas and their MILF-lovin
boy toys, shall we?
In the porn world, a MILF can sometimes look more like a hottie college coed instead
of a soccer mom, so the term has become quite flexible these days. Maybe a little
too flexible. However, they do a fairly good job at Mommy Got Boobs in sticking with
the theme. The tour page certainly gives an eyeful of what's inside, lots of boobs
on display! To preview, I chose a scene that offered solid potential for seeing a
big titty and (somewhat) older female fucking a younger horny dude. "Special Delivery"
features the bodacious Devon Lee (looking unbelievably fuckable with full natural
looking breasts and hot push-up bra), with a youngish Danny Mountain. Danny is a
paperboy (Extra! Extra!) who has a bad habit of throwing his papers in a very sloppy
way. This morning's delivery is indeed a special one, as it lands right between Miss
Lee's big tits! WHAP! What an aim this kid has! Right down the front of her sizzlin
Victoria's secret bra! In keeping with Brazzers emphasis on comedy setups, this one
was pretty amusing, I have to admit. She grabs him by the ear like a naughty schoolboy
and drags him into her upscale lonely housewife abode for some intense reprimands
and training, which not surprisingly, he seems to really get into! So much for punishment
from a steamy MILF! He gives her a good pussylicking to start off, just to insure
she doesn't report him to his boss. He licks and sucks her ample tits and then gives
her what all paperboys are famous for: fucking shit out of their MILF customers!
Well, okay, no paperboy I've ever known, but this one certainly does. Devon Lee has
one of the seriously hot asses in the biz and Danny Mountain is really funny as he
calls her "Miss Lee" in his Brit accent. He's another import from across the pond
that Brazzers uses in a number of scenes (note to self: I must ask the Webmaster
here at XXX Pwnage what's up with all his countrymen going into porn?!). Let's just
say she gets her money's worth out of the paperboy that afternoon with lots of hard
fucking, doggy, blowjob and an exciting titty fuck. The movie has 687 HQ (high quality)
photos and 643 screencaps that track the video. The pics are not huge but their quality
is good. All pics are available in Zip files and slideshow format.
Next up I previewed a threeway with Veronica Rayne and the gorgeous Francesca Le
as cock-craving drunk slutty wives on the loose celebrating New Year's Eve. Hard
fucking Tommy Gunn is sent by Veronica's son to pick them up from the party safe
and sound, but they want a lot more than a drive home. Now, these two gals are probably
pushing the boundaries on the definition of "MILF" I was talking about earlier, but
since they happen to be two of the hottest chicks in porn, let's cut 'em some slack.
These fuck bunnies more than make up for any UN-MILFiness or non-MILFhood (are these
words in the dictionary?!). Dressed in clingy, boob hugging silk dresses and making
out with each other in the opening, things heat up for this threesome on a black
leather couch, champagne poured over heaving tits, (well, it is New Year's after
all!) , lots of boob play, titty fucking, girl/girl action and blowjob. These two
brunettes sure look good down between his legs, sharing his cock between their tongues.
The chicks especially have a lot of heat between them which makes the scene. So,
if you like a solid orgy with everybody getting a piece of the action, you'll like
this one. The Year Twenty-0-nine certainly started off well for these horny moms.
The HQ photo gallery here contained 1299 pics (wow!) plus 549 screencaps of the
As always at Brazzers, there's a wide variety of creative setups, from moms gettin
it on with their son's friend, to apple pie fucking (uh, yes, I said apple pie fucking!),
to the tried and true but still exciting soccer mom scenario, to dominant MILFs
on the prowl and a lot more. The babes here are not over the hill, that's for sure,
so you'll get prime cut, aged to perfection servings every time. One of the hottest
MILFs around is Diamond Foxx. She always gives a nasty performance, one of my personal
faves. Brazzers lists their most popular MILFs as: Holly Halston, Sienna West, Lezley
Zen, Diamond Foxx, Phoenix Marie, Brandi Edwards, Austin Kincaid, Abby Rode, Kristal
Summers and Devon Lee. The one thing they all have in common is huge tits, so that's
guaranteed no matter the scene or the setup. Yes, you'll see plenty of lovely breasts
spilling out of silky robes, bras, lingerie, string bikinis, tight, low -cut sweaters,
clingy dresses and halter tops, etc. Titty fucking, fondling, sucking and flashing
is the order of the day here, plus good hard pussyfucking, a little anal (not much
that I saw), threeways, facials and luscious bubble butts. Each scene has categories
of keywords to let you know what's there.
Movies are available in several formats: streaming or full download to your computer
in WMV, MPEG1, MPEG4, or iPod/PSP. You can also download 1 min or 5 min clips, great
for watching just the scene you want. You can add a partial clip to your collection
of favorites, too. Beneath the video are comments from Brazzers members, which are
usually pretty entertaining in and of themselves. I've had some of the biggest laughs
reading these remarks. I don't always agree with what they say, but their members
have watched a lot of porn and they know what they like. You can also find pics/links
to the girls in the video elsewhere in the network - most have done more than one
scene at other sites here. As a member, you can also rate scenes 1-10 and give your
feedback on a job well done (or not!).
In addition to the 22 sites (now 23, counting the new Vault site), members have
access to Bonus feeds (40 sites featuring niche content, DVD's, reality, and much
more), plus 40% off on Brazzers newest site, Mofos.com (The Motherfuckers of Porn),
which they advertise as "Finally, a site that isn't afraid to cross the line!" Rounding
out the show are links to live cam girls, web chat and as previously mentioned their
extremely active forum where the pornstars hang out, interact with fans to an extent
and generally have a good time.
Apart from the occasional un-MILFy feel to some of the women, there's no denying
that Brazzers attracts the most gorgeous mature chicks with the best bodies, and
puts them in some highly entertaining setups. The site is continuing to update weekly
so that's usually a good indication that it's popular with the members. So, do you
want mommy to give you some lovin? Hmmm? Mommy Got Boobs will get the job done real
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