Reviewed 24 February 2009
MidnightProwl.com is a great reality/gonzo site in the Meat Member network which
they describe as, "We take real porn stars to local Los Angeles sex shops, dish them
out to any of the customers, and catch it all on tape!" This network specializes
in treating women like... well, meat! But with their enthusiastic permission, of
course! Even more good news is that Midnight Prowl has over 200 videos in their archive
and they are updating regularly, approximately every two weeks. Obviously, MidnightProwl.com
has built up a following of fans that enjoy watching the crazy stuff that happens
when porn babe hooks up with sex shop customers.
In looking through their archive, the sex shop theme was somewhat variable - not
all the scenes centered around that action, so there is some diversity in the setups
here, but that keeps it interesting. Regardless of how they get there, the main premise
of the site is always carried out, i.e., horny porno babes down on their luck, letting
random guys off the street fuck 'em silly wherever they want. Sometimes they go back
to a grungy motel room, other times the action happens right there in the sex shop.
At least they're nice enough to throw down a mattress for the ho in the aisle! The
guys drilling these babes look like prison escapees or your basic L.A. degenerate
who hasn't been laid in a while (or a century), so Meat did a good job of hiring/finding
(or whatever) dudes who fit the theme perfectly.
The movies are divided into Parts 1 and 2, and at this point in their update schedule,
it looks like there's two weeks in between. I feel your pain. Fortunately, as a Meat
member you have access to their huge network of 50+ hardcore sites to keep you
busy while you wait to see what mis-adventures befall your little L.A. slut on her
gonzo journey through the dark places of meatland.
The main Members welcome page gets you started off with upcoming scenes across the
network, plus top rated updates and latest updates. At the bottom of the page you'll
see bonus DVD content and quick links to all their kinky hardcore xxx sites. A convenient
drop down menu lets you jump to the site you want. The Midnight Prowl members area
shows the top three latest updates, as well as the entire update archive. An interesting
little twist I noticed: up until the last 4-5 of their latest additions, each girl
was called "Whore" - the site had accumulated 145 of 'em. After Whore #145 (Ricki
White), they seem to have stopped using that word (awwwww?). Anyway, the hos... I
mean, girls, are now shown by their name, without the whore numbering system. How
will we ever keep track now? Gosh!
I checked out a couple of scenes, one of the most recent featuring Audrianna Angel,
a saucy redhead with smallish tits and trim bod. One thing Meat does very well is
inject humor along with their cum into every... pussy? Well, into every scene. The
main man who orchestrates the action is quite the comic, a somewhat annoying middle-aged
pervy dude who keeps the good times rolling and knows his way around porn babes and
Porn Valley. In Part 1, he and another guy get blowjobs from Ms. Angel and he does
her in doggy before heading out into the night for the prowl. He continues to interview
the ho... excuse me, lady, and learns some sexy things about her. Our beauteous
trollop Audrianna got her sexual start in life fucking her coach in school plus a
lot of football players (she was the athletic type). This conversation is carried
out in the back of a limo as they travel over to Ye Olde Sex Shoppe (well, that's
not its name, more likely it's called The Porn Valley Pleasure Palace or something).
If you're a fan of gonzo reality setups, you'll really enjoy this stuff. Midnight
Prowl is all about getting to the prowl, doing the prowl, and finding guys to prowl
with. Once they hit the sex store, more funny interactions take place - she lifts
up her skirt and shows one potential prowl "customer" her pussy, but he declines.
Another guy, a little Mexican dude, says he's a virgin (really funny). Finally, two
willing participants are lined up and the fucking begins. Most of the scenes at Midnight
Prowl feature threesomes or more. Both guys are told to put on condoms, so either
they really are civilians (non porn actors) or it's part of the act. Everybody gets
lubed up - she blows one guy while the other does her in mish and doggy. They fuck
her on the mattress in the low budget sex shop with the racks of dirty videos around.
The sex is pretty straightforward - the main entertainment value here is the overall
lead-up to the action and the grungy reality feel of two horny amateur guys screwing
a porno chick. The video quality was fair and had the usual moments of shaky camera
angles that cum along with this genre. I personally enjoy this type of porn quite
a lot. Running time: Part 1 - 42 minutes; Part 2 - 17 minutes. Each video contains
a hi-res photo gallery and a vidcap gallery. This video had 100+ pics and 200+ hi-res
photos, available in slideshow format, but no zip file. The hi-res photos were fairly
large and quite good - the vidcaps were somewhat smaller.
Movies can be downloaded in clips of about 2 minutes, in small/large WMV, small/large
MPEG, and in streaming. You can also download the full movie.
I previewed part of another scene featuring a skanky little Puerto Rican chick (Whore
#136 when the whore numbering system was still in place), with a nice rack named
Aliana Love. As with the other scene, it starts with an extended funny and sexy gonzo
style interview, cock sucking/fucking with our comic master of ceremonies and another
sleazy dude, before jumping in the back of the prowl limo to the sex shop to seek
out derelict human garbage for our ho... I mean, lady, to fuck. Two major losers
agree to participate (not having fucked since Reagan was president according to the
scene description lol), and off they go to Motel 6, just off the 405 freeway for
you locals reading this (oops, don't wanna get too specific here!). Actually, it
was bleeped in the video so we'll keep it our little secret. Condoms are used in
the scene. The director guy gets into the action again, so it's a foursome at one
point. Lots of blowjobs, doggy, mish, pussy eating - a pretty good orgy going on
in that room. Again, nothing over the top freaky as far as the sex goes, it's all
about the journey leading up to it, the sleazy setting, threeway, etc. plus the funny
remarks throughout. Good times! Contains 300 large hi res pics and 400 vidcaps.
There's a lot more to see at Midnight Prowl, so I've really just touched the tip
of the cock (or iceberg?) on this site, so I'm certain there are lots of laughs and
low-class turn-ons to be had here. And just like some guys dig watching average looking
amateur chicks screwing, I like watching guys who aren't buff super studs gettin
it on. Not that some of the guys here aren't in okay shape, but it's nice to see
a few lesser specimens in crappy surroundings doing it just like the average derelicts
out here! As they say, "Pornstars Fucked By Average Joe." On that note, I'll give
a thumbs up to Midnight Prowl - apart from the two-part division of the movies which
update two weeks apart which is frustrating, I found it as entertaining, if not more
so, than many sites of its type I've seen. Take the Tour to get a graphic preview,
sizzlin trailers and hot scene descriptions of all the action! Go out on a prowl
with this crazy bunch of sexed up freaks... but shhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone I told
you where that Motel 6 is...
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