Reviewed 23 June 2009
Through the course of my work here at XXX Pwnage, I receive a fair number of emails.
Mixed in with my usual bag of annoying spam merchants (talking of which don’t you
just hate those pharmaceutical fuckers incessant emails that start with ‘Hi TINY
D1ck‘?! The ’i’ in dick replaced with a ’1’ to get through my anti-weirdo defences
- cheeky bastards!), but I digress. One which really took my eye was from a girl
called Kelly Anderson. Its not everyday I receive emails from hot sexy babes (worst
luck) and it just got better. Here was an invitation to review her site. Okay I have
reservations about solo girl amateur sites. There are literally thousands of clones
out there - all of varying quality. I have no shame in saying my benchmark is and
always has been NaughtyAtHome.com, a site I hold in high esteem (ditto Desirae Spencer
- aka ‘Miss Sex on Legs‘). To surpass my am-icon, this site would have to push boundaries
to the max. So I gathered up the login info, clicked the link and entered HousewifeKelly.com
for the first time.
Well, my first impressions were, WOW! Kelly hails from Ft Lauderdale, Florida, and
is, without a shadow of doubt, cock bulgingly gorgeous. A picture perfect blonde
stunner with stats to match (36-28-34). This sweet girl, looked way to innocent to
be doing what I saw on the home page - a double take - are my eyes deceiving me?
- no, she really is gulping down spunk like its going out of fashion! A dirty start
is always good.
From the obvious title you’ll have figured out that Kelly is indeed a housewife -
a cheating housewife at that. She can be found fucking and sucking off her husband
Shawn one minute, the next his best friend(s), all captured on HQ video! And did
I mention she is bisexual? No, well she is, so fans of girl on girl are more than
catered for, with some pussy licking exploits to raise the temperature even higher
than a midday siesta on Cocoa beach in July.
Okay, a general overview of the site is in order. Navigation is simple, nothing complex
about a top situated menu with quick access headings: Home, Bio, Photo Gallery, Live
Webcam, Bonus XXX, My Friends and Blog. All self explanatory. Initially when you
login to the Member Area, you will arrive at the ‘Videos’ section (the most recent
listed first). This makes sense as this is by far the hottest area. I noted that
there were five pages here. Thinking well, it looks good so far but maybe there isn’t
much content? Duh, forget that. I scrolled down… scrolled some more, then some more.
Fuck, this page goes on forever. Slightly overwhelmed (and bear in mind I’m usually
underwhelmed) this was completely unexpected - 176 superb quality amateur videos
on the first page alone. If there are five pages like this we are so on to a winner
here, I thought to myself - and we are - and there is!
Bear in mind this is a genuine 100% amateur hardcore - so it came as a complete,
yet pleasant surprise to find features akin to mega buck production here at HousewifeKelly.com.
The very latest videos come in a number of download/streaming formats. Low Speed,
High Speed plus Podcast Download and PSP (iPod suitable). As always download the
highest quality for best results. Some of the archive material is only available
in standard WMV but its all good.
As regular readers will know I do love a good photo gallery and when you click the
appropriate link you’ll be greeted with three options: Video Screenshots, XXX Photos
and My Girlfriends all slideshow equipped. I would have liked to have had access
to the video screenshots from within the Video homepage, but that’s a relatively
minor issue. The XXX Photos are where its at here. There are currently 105 individual
photo galleries featuring Kelly in a variety settings, poses (including stunning
lingerie sets) and girl/girl, girl/boy fuck fests - all dated and available in some
eye popping resolutions (average being an impressive 897x600 right up to super high
resolution 1616x1072, which truly are fucking great). Individual images vary up to
a max of 150 or so and some of the older material (dating back to around 2007) don’t
come zipped up to download but hey it would appear this is where the site is headed
Kelly, whom incidentally sports a beautifully smooth waxed pussy to expose her luscious
pink lips, also performs live on webcam at least once a week where her fans can interact
with her and get a personal ‘show’ - well worth checking out! Click here for a screen
capture I grabbed during my visit - the show lasts about one hour and then you can
take Kelly into ‘private’ for your own entertainment!
And as if you needed more content… check out ‘My Friends’ a place to check out similarly
inspired sites with freebie galleries to entice you in.
If you care to take a look at the galleries we have provided here you’ll get an idea
of what to expect from this oh so dirty girl… messy hand jobs, blow jobs, cum swallowing,
public flashing/exhibitionism, group sex, group masturbation, fucking, feet wanks,
anal with toys… the list goes on and on and I’m sure more fetishes will be added
and she takes requests seriously too (‘Kelly takes a piss’ is my request!).
Summing up… I don’t say this lightly but this is one of the most professional amateur
sites you’ll find online at this juncture. It has everything you could wish for and
more than I expected. Weekly updates. The scores don’t lie, our highest ranking amateur
site ever… HousewifeKelly.com fucking rocks!
Joining is easy and very cheap too. $24.95 gets you 30 days unrestricted access (recurring
at just $19.95 per month thereafter). However the very best value deal is to sign
up for $89.95 (180 days) which then recurs at a mind blowing $15.95 for 30 days thereafter.
Get in there now!