Reviewed 16 April 2010
I must confess, I dig wedding porn, seeing brides in pristine white dresses on their
sacred wedding night getting fucked hard and defiled by their eager groom, so of
course I had to check out HardcoreBrides.com. I usually don't review sites with only
five videos as is the case here, but since it's part of the mega All Elite Pass network,
where you get 60+ bonus sites with your membership, I decided to indulge my bridal
porno passions and check it out. Also, there's not much out there on the Net in
this niche, so that's another reason to take a look if you yearn to see this type
of material. Now that I've fully justified my actions (lol), I'll be happy to give
you the guided tour of this Chapel of Love...
Honestly, small though it is, this is a really entertaining site with some surprisingly
hot fucking. The scenes are all filmed reality style in Las Vegas, Sin City baby,
so for me that's an added bonus, seeing shots of the city, tourists wandering around,
and just getting a taste of the atmosphere. I like to think of some porn sites as
mini travelogues! That's just me, but hey, it's part of the overall fun package at
The gimmick here: a newly married couple is approached by "wedding photographers"
for a deal on some nice wedding pics, but in pornoland, we all know it's not the
whole story, right? Right! The naive, trusting newlyweds head back to their tacky
Vegas honeymoon suite where they're offered an even more tempting deal: allow the
photogs to film their graphic first-night sex action and in exchange, get all the
wedding pics for FREE! They're promised that no one, and I mean NO ONE will ever
ever ever see a copy of the sex tape (not even mom or dad or the relatives!), so
naturally they can't pass up an awesome deal like that. The horny couples at HardcoreBrides
are down for anything.
All the vids here posted in May 2009 with no further updates on the horizon, so as
indicated, what you see is what you get. As part of a network, on the main page you'll
find loads of ways to search/browse the offerings across the board at All Elite,
by keyword, category or content. It's a huge network with thousands of vids, photos
and DVD's for all tastes and types of action.
Most of the bridal/wedding porn I've seen is from Europe, but this is 100%, all American,
red white and blue. At the members area, you'll see pics of the five videos, with
title and date. I previewed three of the five, and they were all really funny and
hot. The girls are freshly pretty/attractive and do a great job of playing their
little bridal role. I thought the guys were even funnier... uber sleazy, the type
who'd hire an Elvis impersonator at the chapel. These guys are lounge lizards par
excellence in their cheesy suits, and all of them do a great job of playing the smarmy
groom. If you've ever been to Vegas, I'm sure you've seen some real life versions
of these folks!
Since there are so few vids here, I'll only discuss the contents of one: "Just Married!".
Click on the thumbnail pic and you'll be in the movies area which lists the featured
performers, keywords, and brief scene description. Each vid starts with the main
title. This one: "The Wedding Video of Amber and Chris". Awwwwwwww! It opens with
Chris sitting nervously, smoking, and wearing sleazy shades. I swear, this dude looks
just like the guy who sold me a fucked up Xerox copier back in 19XXX lol... In fact,
he's so sleazy he's hot, with his phony big toothy grin and stupid tie. The "photographers"
chat with him and Chris says that he's a Mormon from Utah. He's 38 and his bride
is 20. Wow! How'd he score that? Pretty damn hilarious and well worth watching. His
new bride Amber, also a Mormon (lol), is wide-eyed and ready to begin their first
night together as man and wife back at their Vegas suite. Sweet! LOL!
The blushing bride is wearing a tiara and holding a cheapo Vegas wedding bouquet.
It doesn't get much better than that! But let's get down to business, shall we? After
hearing the photographer's offer of freebie pics in exchange for fucking on camera,
Amber particularly is A-okay with this concept and before ya know it, she's sucking
hubbies dick in her black garter belt and stockings. The tiara stays ON tho! Amber
has a plump, juicy ass, farm fresh, and Chris pleasures her with some great oral,
then gives her his big meat, banging her doggy and mish as a good husband should.
Hmmm, for newlywed Mormons, they sure know how to screw! He cums all over her glowing
face and is well satisfied with his young bride. She says, "you'll be wearing me
out for years to come!" The fucking isn't kinky but it's gooooood. I liked it a lot.
What more can I say? You know what I mean. They are hot together and put on a great
newlywed show. Amber has cute tits and a luscious rear. No dildos, no toys, just
man and wife, cock and pussy! As it should be, right guys?
There really is an exciting voyeur element embedded in the "first wedding night filmed
in front of strangers" idea. And white satin is always erotic, especially if there's
a sexy black garter belt and stockings lurking underneath. These two didn't do any
anal although there is a bit in one of the other vids, and one is interracial. Be
sure to check out the keyword categories for each movie if you're looking for a particular
type of action. Running time is clearly posted - this movie runs 35 minutes, so you
do get good value, not just quickie clips.
Viewing formats are available in Flash, WMV HD, WMV Low and MPG. Quality of the vids
is excellent. A hi-res photo gallery in slideshow and zip file features a ton of
stunning big pics, along with a screencap gallery of smaller pics in slideshow (but
For me, this little site is proof that there's a lot of laffs as well as sexual heat
to be had in the porn world, and some quite talented performers. Obviously, I wish
they'd add more movies or maybe change up the ending of the scenes a bit, but I really
enjoyed what's here. So, do you think "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?" Definitely
NOT at HardcoreBrides.com! LOL.
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