Update 2 September 2011
This site has now closed...
...why not check out Club Sandy its fucking ace!
Reviewed 5 October 2009
I’ve seen a lot of depravity over the years and without a shadow of doubt eastern
Europe is the degenerate capital of porn today. Its almost guaranteed that you’ll
get way more extreme action, the sluttiest possible babes and more anal, fisting
and pissing you can shake your dick at. Joining this select group is a name that
you may not be familiar with but will never forget… Clara-G - this is her official
If you are a XXX aficionado and follow the adult awards scene closely you may know
that AVN have recognised both the star of the show (Clara) and site producer Raul
Cristian (of Cruel Media fame) with some gongs for their work - of course the much
respected AVN don’t just dish out bits of Perspex for any old shit, no, it’s a testament
to where they are at right now.
Okay so what exactly is Clara-G.com? Well, it’s a soloesque girl site with the lead
taken by Romainian born Clara - a scrumptious and glamorous bit of skirt, naturally
blonde with a delectable rack, stilt like legs, goddess figure and streamlined beaver.
Did I forget to tell you she is a lesbian? I did, and she most definitely is. No
cock here, unless you count the copious dick shaped probes that manage to find their
way up Clara and her friends (72) tight pink holes to delight your nether regions.
My initial impression was that this was to be a run of the mill ‘club’ style offering
but I was in for a pleasant surprise. One thing that really grabbed my balls, I mean
attention, was the extremely vivid photography - its so bright, colourful and clear
its almost surreal and 3D-ish. No grainy crap - its top notch and reminded me of
the sort of emulsion Fujichrome 50 was (and still is I guess) famous for, not that
35mm film is used anymore in porn but I digress as always. Anyway loved the quality.
I mean who can complain at HD quality movies (WMV up to 5000kbps) its as good as
it gets. Ditto with the photos - fantastic screen fillers and my favourite bit is
that you can download everything to add to your porn stash - quality!
I’ll get down to the nitty gritty regarding content quantity in a bit, first off
what does Clara and her pals get up to? Err, go back to paragraph one. It says it
all. This is Euro hardcore with a capital fucking ‘H’. Are you prepared to ride the
piss soaked roller coaster of cute cunt and gaping ass holes to the end, if not,
get off now, because this is extreme girl on girl fucking like you’ll never see at
your average babe site. Here you’ll be treated to fisting up the love tunnel and
also up the shitter with feet (guess that should be footing?!), pussy stretching,
squirting, pissing, choking (cough, cough) and toys, oh boy, there are lots of toys.
The sets and outfits (mainly lingerie, stockings etc) add a classy element but belies
the slutty nature of Clara-G.com - its a porn paradox if you like.
In addition to being able to download the movies (average running time is 35 minutes)
you also have the option to stream in good looking MPG format which despite being
the lowest quality on offer is still excellent. I must confess I’m usually a bit
blasé about video captures (vid caps) because yeah sure they give a fair movie preview,
but almost always they are fucking crap quality - shitty, shit, shit with a dollop
of shit! Not here though, fucking hell these are HD quality screen captures taken
from the movie so no loss of resolution and worthy of a download which I never normally
Content quantity is not massive but solid. Currently just over 80 HD movies and photo
galleries (that mirror the videos), plus vid caps are ready for viewing - which adds
up to around 40 hours or so of moving entertainment - they deserve to be burned on
to DVDs for archive purposes they are that good.
And bugger me senseless, but Clara now does a weekly LIVE broadcast exclusively for
her site members. Watch and interact as she sexes up her fuck buddies in gorgeous
HD quality - worth the entrance fee alone I’d say.
Summing up Clara-G.com is pretty easy… its fucking great! If the site updates were
increased to a weekly schedule there’d be even more to thrill - but hey I’m just
$29.95 for 30 days unrestricted access is pricier than the porn average so consideration
should be given to longer join periods to make that all important wallet saving -
it’s a worthy investment though.