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Reviewed 01 April 2009


Welcome to, the Asian-lovers entry in the hardcore Meat network. We've reviewed quite a few of the Meat sites and with good reason - their 50+ sites are a smut lover's paradise, with most of the content being ultra nasty. Banzai Sluts hasn't done updates since 2007, but that really isn't a huge concern because you're getting a huge amount of porn with your Meat membership to more than make it for it. And guess what? I'm gonna stand by my New Year's Resolution to not use the phrase "Me luv you long time" and "sucky fucky" when reviewing Asian themed sites. Hey, wait a minute! These politically incorrect phrases are used at their own site, so that gets me off the hook, haha. Anyway, for guys who get off on big white cock stretching tight Asian pussy and ass, you'll find a hot selection of petite, exotic sluts ready to be your submissive fuck dolls.


Bonzai Sluts has 22 videos in their archive with well-known babes like Charmane Star, Mika Tan, and Gianna Lynn among others. Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Hawaiian, it's an ethnic buffet, a girl to fulfill every Pacific Rim fantasy. As is usual with Asian niche sites, the big attraction here is the fetish fascination men have with women from the Orient. Is it their tight holes? Their mysterious dark eyes? Their submissive, man-pleasing ways?  Whatever, a white guy + asian chick is a recipe for sexy heat. The pink-hued tour page of Bonzai Sluts says, "Exclusive Vault of DVD Quality Video! Jewel Dynles Bonzai Sluts", so this series has been taken from DVD series. There are some big cocks plunging in some tiny holes as you can see on the main tour page pics and trailers.


Once into the main Members area, you're ready to get into the action. As you'll see, the last update was on 4-2007. They also show their top rated updates and links to all the sites on in the extensive Meat network. I previewed a couple of scenes to see if they lived up to the rough and nasty reputation I've come to expect from the guys at Meat.


I first looked at a scene featuring Lucy Lee - mainly because she looked like one of the most exotic tidbits on offer here. Her movie is divided in four clips of around 4 min. each. The first one starts with Lucy teasing and stripping for the camera in a nice outdoor garden type area - very sexy. Next we see her giving a BJ to a big-dick white guy who fucks her pussy and then switches to her ass. This wasn't a rough sex type of scene - just a solid banging, watching her little Asian butt take him while she moans with pleasure/pain. Nothing over the top or crazy, which was somewhat of a departure from the usual Meat scene. There is some ass to mouth, and she does suck a mean dick. Overall, just a good pussy/ass fuck scene with the asian twist. For anal lovers, I think you'll like this scene. The look on her face (subdued, semi-pain), is erotically hot in a simple way. The video quality is quite good even in small WMV format, so their claim of DVD quality video holds true. There are 400+ vidcaps, but no hi-res photos. The vidcaps are of average quality and available in slideshow but no zip file. Videos are available for download in small/large SMV, small/large MPG and each clip can be streamed, but there is no option or full movie download.


Just when I was lulled into thinking the Meat guys had departed from their mean nasty ways, I previewed a girl/girl scene featuring famed femdom Sandra Romain and cutie Jayna Oso. Well, yeeeeeee haw, back to Meatland! The first clip shows Jayna showing off her tight bod for the camera, posing and teasing. Then she gets fucked in the ass with a strap-on by Sandra who makes her deepthroat that dildo. Even though the scene is not super rough, there's some spitting, face slapping, etc, certainly enough high energy freaky stuff to grab your attention and get you hot watching these two go at it!  Jayna is described as being Hawaiian, and Sandra is Romanian. Wow, what a combo! Hawaiian/Romanian strap-on action - doesn't get more exotic than that! Jayna has powerful orgasms from the experienced hands, hard-driving dildo, and probing tongue of Ms. Romain. Over 400 vidcaps are here, but again no hi-res gallery. The pics are good as is the video quality. In comparing these two videos, one is definitely softer than the other, so perhaps that's a plus factor - a mixture of erotic, exotic with somewhat rougher stuff.


As a Meat member, you also have access to a huge bonus DVD feed.  Customer Support is available 24/7 by live chat, email, or phone.  


The main drawback of this site is the relatively low number of videos available, but it's nevertheless a good addition for Meat members who yearn for the lure of the... sucky fucky?  Oops, sorry! I just can't stay away from that phrase, but neither can Meat, so I'm in good (bad?) company! So, if you want to see BIG cock stuffing petite holes, Banzai Sluts surely won't disappoint and neither will membership in one of the biggest, dirtiest networks out there!


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