Reviewed 08 December 2010
Roll up, roll up and welcome to the freak show that is BangAMidget.com! This one
could equally be called “Fuck A Carnie” or “Circus Fucks” but as it goes Bang a Midget
works just fine. Do I really need to expand on this one? Its basically a bunch of
diminutive fuckers that get the opportunity to roger and suck off pornstars. Small
hands are the order of the day and the smell of cabbage is not too far off as the
circus folks descend upon L.A. ready for some XXX action. Don’t be fooled by their
microscopic size as they all go at it like their full size counterparts in a thoroughly
entertaining romp that will appeal to anyone with a perverse interest in bizarre
There is a good mix of short arses here, both sexes and various shades. I must confess
its mildly amusing to see the midget chicks take huge meat up their tiny cracks -
you just gotta look at their facial expressions when a big black dude drops his pants
revealing a 9 incher! Is it shock, horror or a thrill?!
There are 29 movies and the same number of photosets so like its “stars” its small
on content but big on action. Updates left town with the carnival and I don’t suppose
there will be more midget flicks anytime soon as it appears the content is simply
being rotated and re-dated. Shame, but at least what is here is top notch as a fair
proportion of the fun has been re-formatted in full HD (MPEG-4 1280x720) in addition
to the standard WMV (720x406) movies. All the movies can be downloaded and are of
decent length - some over 30 minutes long. A matching high resolution picture gallery
accompanies each video and look stunning viewed in the slideshow tool. If you wish,
you can keep them forever as handy zip files are provided under the “Pictures (29)”
link. Expect 200+ images per file.
In addition to these jizz covered shorties a plethora of similarly inspired off the
wall hardcore smut is provided care of MegaSitePass.com so you won’t run out of wanking
material this side of 2012! Browsing through the network I see there are currently
94 exclusive sites, 1,095 models, 175 full length DVD’s, 835 amateur videos, 16,900+
pictures plus a whole lot more, including live sex shows, 73 non exclusive bonus
sites and an adult sex shop!
Having read all that I’m sure you are thinking this will cost an arm, a leg and maybe
a kidney? Nope, we have arranged a SPECIAL DISCOUNTED PRICE just for you. How does
$9.99 for 30 days access sound? Yep, all this for $9.99 - fucking awesome value.
Get in there dwarf fans.