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AssParade.com

 

Reviewed 30 November 2009

 

There are basically three kinds of guys: leg men, boob men, and ass men and if you fall into the latter category (or uh… crack), Ass Parade, one of the 20+ sites offered through the big BangBros porn network, will certainly satisfy your need for bouncy booty that just happens to be attached to some of the naughtiest, hardcore, sexiest  babes out there. With regular weekly updates since 2004, Ass Parade has now accumulated 274 vids, most running an hour, so it seems all you dedicated ass men keep cummin back for more of what this site has to offer. BangBros' continued strength is its commitment to bringing fresh new faces (and asses!) along with seasoned pornstars to the scene mixed with some reality/humor feel that always guarantees a good time, escapist pleasure, and enough hardcore to keep things from being boring vanilla. And boy oh boy, do lots of itty bitty thongs get a workout, snapped on and off those apple bottoms, slipped between oiled up cracks, pulled aside, and dropped to the floor. All the setups and scenes are designed to do ONE thing: showcase the ASS! Whether jiggling in a string bikini, sexy mesh lingerie, or ass-tight jeans, those gorgeous butts are pointed strategically toward the camera lens (pity the lucky although frustrated camera dude!). The lush tropical scenery of Miami certainly doesn't hurt either, especially the scenes filmed outdoors, beach or poolside with swaying palm trees and blue skies.

 

These booties come in all flavors: latina goddesses like Monique Fuentes, banging hot blondes like Jenni Hendrix and Phoenix Marie, or Asian beauties like Asa Akira and they all have asses that fantasies are made of. Wow, there must be a special school for porngirls to learn how to shake their rumps because they certainly have their skills perfected! Their butts are works of art and I mean that with all sincerity! lol

 

The main Member's page of Ass Parade shows you the first page of the latest updates, with sexy thumbnail pics, title, and date posted. The very latest weekly update is at the top, with 12 hot scene pics and a synopsis of the video. As a member of the Bangbros network, all the sites are laid out the same, so it's easy to navigate once  you've been to a few of their sites. They have excellent search tools, which allow you to search by girl's name, general sex category, top Ass Parade updates and the staff AssParade favorites, plus the updates across the Bangbros network. So, you shouldn't have any problem finding whatever you need around here. I always enjoy reading the Bangbros scene synopsis - they've been around nine years and pioneered the gonzo style  with their original flagship site, BangBus. Over the years they've done a good job of sticking to their theme, and that carries over to their many sites.

 

Since I'm a big fan of Jenny Hendrix, I previewed one of her vids, "Jenny's Fat Ass and New Tits". The scene starts with the guys following her out of her house as she walks down the street, wearing a boob-hugging top and the camera of course focuses on her great ass. She flashes her hot new boobs and joins one of the guys for some Cuban coffee at a cafe. Then it's back to his place while she poses on the sofa and shows off her fabulous rear end in various positions. If you find this posing/build-up segment to be a bit long, you can always fast forward or download individual large or small clips, but if your fetish is all about the ass, I doubt you'll want to do that, but it's nice to have the option to jump to where you want to go. Jenny climbs up on the dining room table while the guy pours oil on her butt. She has a very primitive and wild look about her, mixed with a certain innocence, which is why she has so many fans. He puts his finger in her ass (although there is no anal sex in the scene) and he gives her a change of costume (black mesh body suit) and damn does she look good in that. She gives him a great blowjob as only the nasty Jenny Hendrix can and they finally get down to some hard doggy fucking. Throughout there's lots of posing and showing off of her ass, and overall it's a very sexy looking scene which does what it's designed to do! Running time: 1hour, so you get plenty of time to savor Jenny's ASSets.

 

Videos can be downloaded in good quality (800 kbps) High Def (1500 kbps) or MadMan (3000 kbps). As well as streaming. I watched it in streaming and found it to be quite good quality. You can also download the full movie in one large file in WMV, in Parts (4), WMV or MPG, as well as individual 1 minute clips or check out the preview trailer before you decide. Lots of options and ways to view here, so they've got you covered. All videos come with screencaps and high quality photo galleries in zip file containing hundreds of pics. The photos are very good, large and clear and can be sorted by popularity (votes) or chronologically. Every model has a bio, and you can learn all about Jenny by clicking on her name. The bios are well-written and quite informative. So if you're a Jenny Hendrix fan, (not only of her great ass but a nicely done boob job!), you'll really enjoy this video. It's nothing over the top or kinky, just juicy plump ass posing, and solid fucking.  

 

The second previewed video featured Brooke Lee Adams and Gracie Glam titled, "A Walk To Remember". While neither of these girls are "pornstars", they aren't total amateurs either, both having done multiple scenes and DVD's, but they retain their fresh look and keep the fun BangBros gonzo feeling in their scene. They also prove that white girls can pack plenty of junk in their trunk! Both have natural boobs (nice), and are quite pretty. I don't know about you, but I just love girls with small tits and a phat ass! Weird, huh? Just a turn on for some reason, but that's just me. Anyway, this video is a threeway, with the scene starting following these two babes walking down the street in their short shorts and OMG the asses on these two! It's a hot day in humid Florida, so they want to take a shower. Of course, that's a nice excuse to see these honies bare-ass naked as they lather up in a really stunning looking all white shower. Visually, I thought it looked almost sci-fi minimalist, and your eye is drawn to those apple bottoms like a radar. They indulge in some giggly touching and then it's time to be taken down the hall to change into some hotass little tops and thongs for their further adventures. The girls then go to work on the guy, giving him a thorough blowjob, and one of them rides the guy (with her banging ass prominently to the camera of course) while the other chick watches/masturbates and there's a lot of doggy fucking. A bit of lesbo kissing and cum swapping finishes things up. Running time: 50 minutes, and the same download /pic options as the other video. I liked the interplay between the girls and overall found it to be a very good scene designed to put your eye squarely (or roundly?) on their beautiful rears.

 

Neither of these scenes had any anal sex as one might expect from a site called Ass Parade. I did a search specifically looking for an anal scene, and while their search engine seemed to pull up some, when I checked them out, they were doggy style sex and not anal, so if there's anal here, I couldn't find it but with 200+ vids here, there may some lurking around. I guess you'll have fun looking!

 

There's a wide array of scenarios at Ass Parade - you'll see lesbian (hot one "Another Day At The Beach") with two chicks and a guy, foursomes, some ass licking, fingering, oral, some toys (dildos, anal beads), although toys didn't seem to play a big role. You'll also see more glamour style settings, (one with Columbian-born pornstar Monique Fuentes looked amazing in a pool, holy god), and be assured you will see those babes getting banged! And with each video running an average of an hour long, there's plenty of build up and opportunity to get an eyeful of those beautiful butts!

 

The top navigation area of the site consists of links to navigate throughout the entire BangBros Network where you can browse all girls, latest updates, 5000+ videos, top rated content, live chat/webcams, and member specials. A link for Customer Support is at the bottom of the page and provides an excellent source of help for members.

 

I really liked the variety of scenes and girls, and these really are some of the greatest butts you'll see anywhere. Yes, BangBros does tend to spend a while getting into the action, but as I've said about their other sites, that's the entertainment value of this network as far as I'm concerned. At this site you'll definitely see some posing and focusing on the booty before the action starts, but hey, these are hour-long vids and you can cut to the chase if you want any time.  My only small peeve as indicated is that I couldn't offhand find any actual anal sex apart from fingering, licking and toys. Perhaps the goal here is more aesthetic, and not actually so much about the... uh... anus itself but the beeeeeeeeeeeautiful gluteusmaximus, and its erotic plump jiggly visual appeal. So, not a big complaint at all, there's plenty of hardcore anal sites out there if that's what you're looking for. I enjoyed this site and there's some very beautiful photography as these Asses on Parade put on their show... just for YOU. Water plays a role here, too, whether oiling up those luscious mounds or drizzling water over them at the pool or beach. What in hell is hotter than the glistening buttcheeks of sex goddesses in your face! Not much! Enjoy!

 

Membership costs:  A (limited) 2 day trial: $1.00; Monthly: $24.95; or One Year: $89.95 (that's just $7.50 per month!). #Pay by credit card or check! One pass gets you access to the full BangBros Network of 29+ sites, including AssParade.com!

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