Reviewed 30 November 2009
There are basically three kinds of guys: leg men, boob men, and ass men and if you
fall into the latter category (or uh… crack), Ass Parade, one of the 20+ sites offered
through the big BangBros porn network, will certainly satisfy your need for bouncy
booty that just happens to be attached to some of the naughtiest, hardcore, sexiest
babes out there. With regular weekly updates since 2004, Ass Parade has now accumulated
274 vids, most running an hour, so it seems all you dedicated ass men keep cummin
back for more of what this site has to offer. BangBros' continued strength is its
commitment to bringing fresh new faces (and asses!) along with seasoned pornstars
to the scene mixed with some reality/humor feel that always guarantees a good time,
escapist pleasure, and enough hardcore to keep things from being boring vanilla.
And boy oh boy, do lots of itty bitty thongs get a workout, snapped on and off those
apple bottoms, slipped between oiled up cracks, pulled aside, and dropped to the
floor. All the setups and scenes are designed to do ONE thing: showcase the ASS!
Whether jiggling in a string bikini, sexy mesh lingerie, or ass-tight jeans, those
gorgeous butts are pointed strategically toward the camera lens (pity the lucky although
frustrated camera dude!). The lush tropical scenery of Miami certainly doesn't hurt
either, especially the scenes filmed outdoors, beach or poolside with swaying palm
trees and blue skies.
These booties come in all flavors: latina goddesses like Monique Fuentes, banging
hot blondes like Jenni Hendrix and Phoenix Marie, or Asian beauties like Asa Akira
and they all have asses that fantasies are made of. Wow, there must be a special
school for porngirls to learn how to shake their rumps because they certainly have
their skills perfected! Their butts are works of art and I mean that with all sincerity!
The main Member's page of Ass Parade shows you the first page of the latest updates,
with sexy thumbnail pics, title, and date posted. The very latest weekly update is
at the top, with 12 hot scene pics and a synopsis of the video. As a member of the
Bangbros network, all the sites are laid out the same, so it's easy to navigate once
you've been to a few of their sites. They have excellent search tools, which allow
you to search by girl's name, general sex category, top Ass Parade updates and the
staff AssParade favorites, plus the updates across the Bangbros network. So, you
shouldn't have any problem finding whatever you need around here. I always enjoy
reading the Bangbros scene synopsis - they've been around nine years and pioneered
the gonzo style with their original flagship site, BangBus. Over the years they've
done a good job of sticking to their theme, and that carries over to their many sites.
Since I'm a big fan of Jenny Hendrix, I previewed one of her vids, "Jenny's Fat Ass
and New Tits". The scene starts with the guys following her out of her house as she
walks down the street, wearing a boob-hugging top and the camera of course focuses
on her great ass. She flashes her hot new boobs and joins one of the guys for some
Cuban coffee at a cafe. Then it's back to his place while she poses on the sofa and
shows off her fabulous rear end in various positions. If you find this posing/build-up
segment to be a bit long, you can always fast forward or download individual large
or small clips, but if your fetish is all about the ass, I doubt you'll want to do
that, but it's nice to have the option to jump to where you want to go. Jenny climbs
up on the dining room table while the guy pours oil on her butt. She has a very primitive
and wild look about her, mixed with a certain innocence, which is why she has so
many fans. He puts his finger in her ass (although there is no anal sex in the scene)
and he gives her a change of costume (black mesh body suit) and damn does she look
good in that. She gives him a great blowjob as only the nasty Jenny Hendrix can and
they finally get down to some hard doggy fucking. Throughout there's lots of posing
and showing off of her ass, and overall it's a very sexy looking scene which does
what it's designed to do! Running time: 1hour, so you get plenty of time to savor
Videos can be downloaded in good quality (800 kbps) High Def (1500 kbps) or MadMan
(3000 kbps). As well as streaming. I watched it in streaming and found it to be quite
good quality. You can also download the full movie in one large file in WMV, in Parts
(4), WMV or MPG, as well as individual 1 minute clips or check out the preview trailer
before you decide. Lots of options and ways to view here, so they've got you covered.
All videos come with screencaps and high quality photo galleries in zip file containing
hundreds of pics. The photos are very good, large and clear and can be sorted by
popularity (votes) or chronologically. Every model has a bio, and you can learn all
about Jenny by clicking on her name. The bios are well-written and quite informative.
So if you're a Jenny Hendrix fan, (not only of her great ass but a nicely done boob
job!), you'll really enjoy this video. It's nothing over the top or kinky, just juicy
plump ass posing, and solid fucking.
The second previewed video featured Brooke Lee Adams and Gracie Glam titled, "A Walk
To Remember". While neither of these girls are "pornstars", they aren't total amateurs
either, both having done multiple scenes and DVD's, but they retain their fresh look
and keep the fun BangBros gonzo feeling in their scene. They also prove that white
girls can pack plenty of junk in their trunk! Both have natural boobs (nice), and
are quite pretty. I don't know about you, but I just love girls with small tits and
a phat ass! Weird, huh? Just a turn on for some reason, but that's just me. Anyway,
this video is a threeway, with the scene starting following these two babes walking
down the street in their short shorts and OMG the asses on these two! It's a hot
day in humid Florida, so they want to take a shower. Of course, that's a nice excuse
to see these honies bare-ass naked as they lather up in a really stunning looking
all white shower. Visually, I thought it looked almost sci-fi minimalist, and your
eye is drawn to those apple bottoms like a radar. They indulge in some giggly touching
and then it's time to be taken down the hall to change into some hotass little tops
and thongs for their further adventures. The girls then go to work on the guy, giving
him a thorough blowjob, and one of them rides the guy (with her banging ass prominently
to the camera of course) while the other chick watches/masturbates and there's a
lot of doggy fucking. A bit of lesbo kissing and cum swapping finishes things up.
Running time: 50 minutes, and the same download /pic options as the other video.
I liked the interplay between the girls and overall found it to be a very good scene
designed to put your eye squarely (or roundly?) on their beautiful rears.
Neither of these scenes had any anal sex as one might expect from a site called Ass
Parade. I did a search specifically looking for an anal scene, and while their search
engine seemed to pull up some, when I checked them out, they were doggy style sex
and not anal, so if there's anal here, I couldn't find it but with 200+ vids here,
there may some lurking around. I guess you'll have fun looking!
There's a wide array of scenarios at Ass Parade - you'll see lesbian (hot one "Another
Day At The Beach") with two chicks and a guy, foursomes, some ass licking, fingering,
oral, some toys (dildos, anal beads), although toys didn't seem to play a big role.
You'll also see more glamour style settings, (one with Columbian-born pornstar Monique
Fuentes looked amazing in a pool, holy god), and be assured you will see those babes
getting banged! And with each video running an average of an hour long, there's plenty
of build up and opportunity to get an eyeful of those beautiful butts!
The top navigation area of the site consists of links to navigate throughout the
entire BangBros Network where you can browse all girls, latest updates, 5000+ videos,
top rated content, live chat/webcams, and member specials. A link for Customer Support
is at the bottom of the page and provides an excellent source of help for members.
I really liked the variety of scenes and girls, and these really are some of the
greatest butts you'll see anywhere. Yes, BangBros does tend to spend a while getting
into the action, but as I've said about their other sites, that's the entertainment
value of this network as far as I'm concerned. At this site you'll definitely see
some posing and focusing on the booty before the action starts, but hey, these are
hour-long vids and you can cut to the chase if you want any time. My only small
peeve as indicated is that I couldn't offhand find any actual anal sex apart from
fingering, licking and toys. Perhaps the goal here is more aesthetic, and not actually
so much about the... uh... anus itself but the beeeeeeeeeeeautiful gluteusmaximus,
and its erotic plump jiggly visual appeal. So, not a big complaint at all, there's
plenty of hardcore anal sites out there if that's what you're looking for. I enjoyed
this site and there's some very beautiful photography as these Asses on Parade put
on their show... just for YOU. Water plays a role here, too, whether oiling up those
luscious mounds or drizzling water over them at the pool or beach. What in hell is
hotter than the glistening buttcheeks of sex goddesses in your face! Not much! Enjoy!
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