Reviewed 24 July 2010
Being at the cutting edge of smut I find a new favourite babe of the moment on an
almost daily basis. I’m definitely spoilt for choice with so many hot chicks on the
cyber circuit. Anyway, I recently received a pass into AshlynnBrooke.com and was
instantly transfixed. She is an innocent looking 25 year old bleached blonde honey
from Oklahoma, though she now resides and works in Southern California (the porn
capital of the world). I’m sure all you XXX aficionados will remember that Ashlynn
recently won the coveted AEBN award for ’Best Newcomer’ and was also credited at
the AVN 2009 for her DVD performances in ‘My Plaything’ and ‘Ashlynn Goes to College‘.
Eye fucking her is my latest hobby and she has got one hell of sexy body with some
big ole 34C fun bags just begging for a kneading (with my cock!). She has, as far
as I can recall, always sported a waxed cunt and has porn perfect pussy lips (not
to meaty, not that I mind either way). I guess I’d sum her up as a brown-eyed girl
next door type with an athletic build and a surprisingly round bubble-ish butt.
Okay you can forget all references to ‘innocent’, sure she looks super sweet and
an ideal girl to bring home to your parents but deep down she is really just a filthy
fucking whore and is as much at home straddling or sucking a big dick as she is licking
love juices from another girls pink gash.
Content quantity is not gigantic (81 videos/photo sets) but still good especially
as a lot of the movies are full length affairs running to 30+ minutes. You can download
the entire WMV movie in one fell swoop or download (or view in a pop up window),
smaller fast loading clips in three resolutions (450.9kps, 1422.8kps and 1568.3kps).
There are also iPod/PSP versions (MOV) for mobile usage. Stunning quality and well
Photographically there are two options per scene: Vidcap Gallery follows the movie
content frame by frame whereas Photo Gallery opens up with a striptease (nice) and
some posing about (as models do) prior to mirroring the movie, though in sharper
detail than the video captures. All content is available to download in zip files
which is brilliant. There are between 180-500 high res images per set which is a
fucking lot by any standard.
This is hardcore with subtle softcore glamour elements which I adored. There is bags
of solid fucking, sucking and lesbian scenes (2 and 3 girl) to satisfy fans and a
general audience. Talking of which Ashlynn does maintain a newly established blog
which can be found under ‘My Diary’. She appears to be keeping up with this quite
admirably with recent posts in July 2010. Funnily enough I was perusing said blog,
and came across a post about her Amazon Wish List, whereby fans can buy her things
to show their affection (or whatever you want to call it!). Further reading had me
gasp with fucking astonishment when one member indicated he was to going buy her
a sewing machine (presumably off her Amazon Wish List)… un-fucking-believable! Any
readers here wishing to buy the Webmaster at XXX Pwnage a new computer or something
neat like that please feel free to do so… we accept all major credit cards or wads
of used readies (any denomination) if that helps?
Sadly the update schedule is erratic and while the site has been adding new stuff
on a monthly basis for ages the latest scene was uploaded back in April 2010. So
we are a bit behind folks. According to Ashlynn she is shooting 4 new movies - hopefully
this stuff will find its way to her site very soon as the natives are getting restless
(just read the blog posts).
But don’t despair my depraved friends, when you join AshlynnBrooke.com you get a
lot of freebies, in fact 17 exclusive full access sites (2 Dicks in 1 Chick, Aimee
Sweet, All Anal XXX, Bikini Dream, Blonde Bangers, Club Cytherea, Global Pornstars,
Internal Violations, Leg Seeker, My Dirty Teen Girlfriend, Our Homemade Video, POV
Fantasy, Pussy Chompers, Real Hidden Porn, Stolen Porn Videos, Stunners and Swinger
Sex Tapes) plus 22 non exclusive stocking filler feeds so you’ll have something to
do while you patiently await new content. And as it only costs $14.95 per month I
really don’t think anyone should complain too much - what a bargain - great site
and a sexy addition to anyone’s porn stash.