Reviewed 19 February 2009
If you're all about the ass, then AnalLickFest.com is right up your alley or maybe
I should say your poop chute. The phrase "lick fest" should clue you in on what this
site focuses on - lots of hot, nasty, wet tongues working their way deep into gaping
anal cavities. With 70+ videos featuring many well known pornstars doing the backdoor
licking, this site is certainly worth any ass-lover's time. So, what do you get for
the price of admission? The Meat Member network gives you 50+ sites with membership,
with Anal Lick Fest being just one of their many hardcore hangouts. The site updates
approximately every two weeks, and has been online since 2006. What you get here
are hot threeways - girl/ girl/ guy scenarios with the girls licking each other's
a-holes, or a chick licking the guy's butt, and then getting banged hard anally by
the guy. All that licking gets the girls nice and prepped for their anal session.
Their motto should be: NO BUTTHOLE SHALL GO UNLICKED!
Looking through the photos, I saw names like Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles,
Mika Tan, Harmony Rose, Jenny Hendrix, and many more high-profile porn chick. So,
these girls aren't amateurs or unknowns, but in keeping with the Meat network style,
the scenes have that hardcore reality feel. There's minimal set-up - a short "get
to know you" pre-interview conducted by the off camera guy and then right to the
action. A browse through the main Tour page contains hot pics, musky scene descriptions
and sample trailers of the movies. Watching two voluptuous babes licking each other's
buttcracks is a dirty fantasy for sure and they make it cum true here. Pink pussies
and wide open anal action, close-up camera work and ultra nasty chicks ready to lick
it all up will grab your attention while you get busy grabbing some extra tissues!
The main Home page for Meat Members shows the latest network updates for all 53 of
their sites, top rated updates, and bonus DVD content. Go to the drop down menu to
quickly jump to the site of your choice. The Anal Lick Fest Members area shows you
the three most recent updates and the top rated updates. Beneath that is the full
archive of all scenes. Wow, seeing a bunch of thumbnail pics showing chicks licking
ass is quite an exciting eyeful. With each pic are links to caps (video screencaps),
hires (hi res photos) and movies. Movies are divided into clips, usually 1-3 minutes
long and can be downloaded in small/large WMG, small/large MPEG, or streamed. On
some of the movies, you'll see a Flash play option. Click on "play" and you'll see
a link to download the full video, so it's nice that at least some of the movies
here can be fully downloaded instead of clip by clip. There's some variability in
the way the movies are set up depending on how new they are. Older vids from earlier
shoots may not have the same options.
So, let's get to the all-important preview of scenes to let you know a bit more of
what Anal Lick Fest is all about. First, the off-camera interview dude sets the sleazy
tone and gets things off to a horny start. He also directs some of the lickfest action
throughout. Not everyone likes that style, but I personally enjoy the "do this, now
do that" directorial porno stuff. Sometimes those hos just gotta be bossed around
and told who to spit on and precisely where to stick their tongue, ya know? Not that
they probably don't already know where to stick what, but a lil nasty help from an
off-camera perv adds to the fun!
To check out the fun times here, I watched a threeway lickfest featuring one of the
dirtiest little gals in the biz - Jenni Hendrix, (with an ass to die for!) teamed
up with a blond Czech stunner named Victoria. The guy on the team is well known (and
hung) porn dude Christian. Together, these three really get into it. The scene starts
with both girls sucking Christian, and Jenni whacks his dick a few times. Then she
spreads and licks Christian's asshole while Victoria sucks him. She sticks his dick
in the Czech girl's ass and does ass to mouth. The director dude has Victoria look
at her own ass in the camera while she pushes down hard to get a wide pink gape shot.
He says, "We'll let you see inside your soul, your dirty fuckin soul." Hot interesting
comments from Mr. Director. There's ass licking in various positions going on throughout
the action, plus blowjob, atm, face fucking, and anal. I always enjoy Jenni Hendrix
in just about anything she does - she just has the "look" that screams filthy slut.
The movie contains over 400 screencaps of fairly large size and good quality which
can be viewed in slideshow format. There are also hundreds of hi-res photos, full
size pics. These are more the pretty girl, pin-up style photos of the girls, also
available in slideshow. I did not see a zip file download for the pics on this movie
which was from 2007. Members can rate scenes 1-10 (1= ugly as sin, 10= sexy as hell).
Personally, I'd rate this one at least an 8 on the sexy scale.
The second scene I previewed was one of their current updates starring beautiful
vixen Kenzie Marie and Helena Sweet - a blonde duo of ass-lickin babes, with porn
guy Alex rounding out this lickfest threesome. Again, the opening interview was fuckin
hilarious and hot, with Mr. Director explaining how things work around there, asking
Kenzie if she's a "cutter" and looking at her arm, making a variety of nasty and
provocative comments. Kenzie Marie is really pretty and looks fucked up, she's definitely
one of my faves. The scene gets rolling with both girls sucking the guy's dick and
then progresses into some serious licking of his ass, cock and balls. The really
lavish their attention on him. Nobody gets left out of the action as the girls change
positions and everybody gets some tongue. Exciting anal, ass to mouth, and hot girl/girl
lesbian kissing is here, along with the creep director in the background making sure
these bad girls do what he says. It's great to see gorgeous gals who aren't shy about
showing off their beautiful asses in any way, shape or form! Running time: 35 minutes.
This movie was available for full download in WMV - the newer updates can be fully
downloaded in addition to the individual clips. The included 100+ vidcaps and 400+
hi-res photos will get you hard, as you take a closer inspection of those lapping
tongues. With galleries this big, an improvement would be a zip file download option.
You can watch in slideshow format.
I found the overall quality of the shoots to be pretty good - some tight close-ups,
wide open anal shots, and the girls they've rounded up are some of the best eye candy
around. It would be great if they updated weekly instead of every 2-3 weeks. Their
schedule is a little erratic, but nevertheless it appears they've been on track adding
content regularly since going online with the site. Remember that while you're waiting
for another lickfest episode, Meat members have 50+ other sites to choose from, with
the network updated daily, so you really can't beat that deal with a stick! The guys
at Meat cater to dedicated ass junkies with sites including: Anal Cum Junkies and
Ass2Mouth Sluts. So, if you don't get enough backdoor action to satisfy you here,
there's plenty more where that came from! For fans of analingus (okay, I couldn't
resist showing off my knowledge of technical ass sex terminology!) you'll find plenty
of wet slurpy action at Anal Lick Fest.
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