Reviewed 23 December 2009
With the review of GlamourModelsGoneBad.com safely ensconced in the XXX Pwnage archive,
by way of a special treat (to myself, call it an early Christmas present) today I’m
going to be looking at what could be best described as the formers twin… AmateursGoneBad.com.
Here you will find an almost identical representation, visually anyway. However,
this time, content emphasis is firmly focused on ‘amateurs’ rather than glamour models
I liked GlamourModelsGoneBad.com and AmateursGoneBad.com is just as good, not bad
at all (yo ho ho pun). That’s rather good because when you sign up to this site you
get GMGB plus a host of solo porn stars sites included for free which is a fucking
great bonus and one of the best around.
Crikey its pretty difficult to figure out exactly how much content there is here,
but its enormous. Over 2,000 models for starters and as each has an array of photosets
and or videos to her name that leads me to say…errr… something in the order of around
3,000-4000 high resolution photosets and close on 1,000 WMV videos are currently
available to download with no restrictions. Updates are as regular as clockwork and
this equates to one obvious conclusion: just like a fat fuckers waistline at an ‘eat
all you can’ buffet, its going to get a whole lot bigger! Steady on, leave some prawn
vol-au vents you bastard! Fortunately there is nothing ‘fishy’ going on here and
the only thing that got bigger today was my dong!
I must confess the homepage layout looks confusing to start with. For example, the
latest updates are displayed by a mega listing of page numbers which kinda punches
you in the face somewhat, but its oh so simple once you settle into the groove -
you’ll WILL be spanking your monkey in no time - that’s guaranteed. Its TGP styling
all the way with an A-Z model listing and a Search page with multiple dropdown menus
arranged to segregate the proverbial ‘wheat from the chaff’ or should that read ‘sweet
from the slag‘? Anyway, find your ideal honey by selecting one or more of the following:
Content, Category, Ethnicity, Haircolor, Pubic Style and or Body Type.
Although this is meant to be ‘amateur’, I can’t help but think the ‘theme’ has wandered
somewhat from its roots as there are some well known pornstars in the mix. Personally
it didn’t bother me one iota, I wanted a gamut of tasty (and not so tasty) looking
birds with nice big round wobbly titties and tight pink snatch (shaven, trimmed and
hairy-ish) and that’s what I got, simple as! I’m not fussy as you can see. Honestly,
there is definitely something for everyone here, ebony, Asian, white chicks, MILFs,
teens, wanking, fucking, sucking, anal, all in various attire and settings to please
even the most discerning porn dawg.
Action is primarily solo girl, which as always takes the form of stripping, touching
(masturbation to you civilians) and toying. Cocks get in there too as does a touch
of the lesbos but overall it’s soloesque.
Membership starts from $24.95 for 30 days right through to $149.95 for 365 days and
though the latter may seem a long time and big investment, to really explore every
gallery and all the extras that are afforded its probably about right! A gem of a