Reviewed 10 August 2009
Porn, porn and more porn! My typical day involves a lot of porn. I’m actually surprised
I’m not going blind looking at so many tits and clits each day but hey ho, its got
to be done.
When the internet (as we know it) sprung into life back in the eighties who would
have imagined that this globally inspired technological masterpiece would quickly
become awash with all manner of pornography ranging from CFNM to BDSM and soft girl
glamour to extreme hardcore? The primeval cyber soup certainly spawned a monster
and porn continues to dominate web traffic to this very day. With so much porn on
offer, free sites, tube sites and your good ole members only type site, unless you
are über-nichey, it’s a fucking minefield out there.
For an all round (bit of everything) experience, one of the best is something we
call the ‘mega site’. As you’ll glean from the ‘mega’ bit, it’s a huge archive of
depraved acts all bundled together typically for one joining fee. I have reviewed
a fair few in my time and today we will look at another… AllNetworkPass.com (ANP).
For starters this will be an overview - we’ll take a closer look at some of the individual
sites in due course. First impressions… promising. Site design is good - a little
overwhelming to start with due to the amount of stuff that immediately hit’s your
retina - bit like being on the receiving end of a fat bloke rolling down a hill -
BOOM in your face! Once that passes, you can relax and settle in.
When you have 3 distinct major adult networks (STFU, ANP and BGF) and 122 sites forming
the backbone of your lewd library, you most definitely need some help finding specific
content. And praise the lord of whores, you got it! Numerous drop down menus and
a comprehensive network keyword search makes trawling pleasurable (for a change).
Search by category, content type (photos/video), site or simply browse by model name.
If its here you’ll find it. Another handy feature is ‘Favourites’, and although not
overplaying the mega bit, this will be a lifesaver - once you’ve found a scene you
like, add it to your Favourites for later viewing or before you forget how you found
The most recent updates and upcoming scenes are right where they should be on the
home page accompanied by top rated scenes and models to the right. If you keep scrolling
down you’ll come to thumbnail grids displaying all the websites you have access to
(currently 122, but I reckon this will figure will just keep on rising - they usually
Content quantity is what I expected. The numbers speak for themselves. 96,000+ scenes,
2,502 models, 8,000+ DVD’s, 330,000+ high resolution photos and 537,000+ screen caps!
It would be fair to say that although this network updates daily, a number of individual
sites don’t and others are purely archived. Again, with mega sites its not uncommon
for there to be a certain amount of content overlapping and non exclusivity too.
It should be realised that its simply not possible to offer this amount of porn and
expect 100% exclusive material. Likewise quality varies from poor to average and
up to good.
A major plus is that although I haven’t looked at every site just yet it would appear
that you can download and keep just about everything (unrestricted) with numerous
options and formats available - which is very refreshing.
So what can you expect from all this. Quite a fucking lot. Butts to boobs, foot jobs
to fucking, gangbangs to gagging, MILF’s to masturbation and more solo girl sites
than you can shake a spunk covered stick at, plus much, much more with shiny knobs
on! Just take the Tour and you’ll find something to get off on guaranteed or I’m
a bloody poof and will wear the wife’s pink panties for the rest of the month if
Don’t bother with the 2 day trial (despite its cheapo tag) because you’ll end up
disappointed (its VERY limited). $29.97 will get you through the dirty door for 30
days whereas the super saver deal of $59.97 enables 90 days uninterrupted wanking!
Go for it fuck fiends!